The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[Lie]

*Starts to rain cups of Tea and cake as sits pop up out of the ground*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHU7oPA-l1E#
(From 1:09)

[Sinister Serenity]

*Starts to rain cups of Tea and cake as sits pop up out of the ground*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHU7oPA-l1E#
(From 1:09)

http://fsb.zedge.net/content/9/7/0/3/1-2830468-9703-t.jpg

What the f**k Lie.

YOU JUST RUINED ALL THE SERIOUSNESS!!!!11!11one!1!

Oh well, I was tired of being dramatic anyway.
LET THERE BE TEA!!

[Terx2]

"Please pass the crackers Sinster."
*Throws a cup of tea at dovakiins face*
"That will get something started."

[Sinister Serenity]

"Please pass the crackers Sinster."
*Throws a cup of tea at dovakiins face*
"That will get something started."

-passes crackers-

I love how this has gone from some insanely overdone war to a tea party.

...

-sips tea-

[Dovahkiin]

"Please pass the crackers Sinster."
*Throws a cup of tea at dovakiins face*
"That will get something started."

Damn right.

*Drop kicks Terx2 into a wall.*

[Sinister Serenity]

"Please pass the crackers Sinster."
*Throws a cup of tea at dovakiins face*
"That will get something started."

Damn right.

*Drop kicks Terx2 into a wall.*

-200 years later-
Millions have died and the world is a wasteland.

Man 1: "How did his war start again...?"

Man 2: "Uh, funny story really..."

[Dovahkiin]

-Present Day-

*Draws battle axe and runs at Terx2, stops mid stride*

Wait...I just felt...a disturbance...something in the future happens...something...bad...

[Terx2]

-Present Day-

*Draws battle axe and runs at Terx2, stops mid stride*

Wait...I just felt...a disturbance...something in the future happens...something...bad...

"If you kill me you'll start world war 3,4,5,6,7,8 and 9. To bad you can't "

[Dovahkiin]

And why exactly is that?

[Terx2]

And why exactly is that?

"1. Because I doubt you could kill me :p 2. Because if I die my political and military connections will want to avenge my death 3. I have a hundred missiles containing various viruses and diseases including anthrax, T-virus and Black goo and if my heart stops beating the missiles will launch ending humanity in one swift strike."
*Grabs Dovakiins axe and scratches my back with it than snaps it in half*
"Don't worry you weren't gonna use it anyway. Besides you can just craft another one."
*Lies on the ground and goes to sleep*
"Goodnight everyone "

[Lie]

[Dovahkiin]

And why exactly is that?

"1. Because I doubt you could kill me :p 2. Because if I die my political and military connections will want to avenge my death 3. I have a hundred missiles containing various viruses and diseases including anthrax, T-virus and Black goo and if my heart stops beating the missiles will launch ending humanity in one swift strike."
*Grabs Dovakiins axe and scratches my back with it than snaps it in half*
"Don't worry you weren't gonna use it anyway. Besides you can just craft another one."
*Lies on the ground and goes to sleep*
"Goodnight everyone "

God RPing huh? That's what everyone does these days.

[Predator Queen]

Yawns " I think lie is stuck in dramatic mode again..."

[Vepariga]

*raises hand in the air*

[Dovahkiin]

Yawns " I think lie is stuck in dramatic mode again..."

Yeah, but at least he does this to where he's not invincible.