The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*3 days pass and Paco is on life support in a hospital talking to a nurse, his face fully bandaged*
{nurse} I still can't believe you bandaged your face yourself so we wouldn't see it*
Yes well, I consider my helmet my face ma'am.

[Purebreedalien]

*teleports in as the nurse walks out*

Hey buddy, how you holding up? I gotta split once you let me know, 'cause I can't hang around here. Cops looking for me, y'know?

Spoiler

OOC: I'll post again tomorrow.

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[chupacabras acheronsis]

-Sir, i have been tending you for over 48 hours, not counting the night shift which other operator took; do you or do you not have any other emergency?

[Purebreedalien]

*teleports outta hospital*

-Sir, i have been tending you for over 48 hours, not counting the night shift which other operator took; do you or do you not have any other emergency?

Urm, hi? Oh! You! No, no more emergencies.

*hangs up and goes home*

[CavatinaTheXeno]

*Walks in hits the wall with my tail*

Hey what happend here.... paco you alright m8?

[Purebreedalien]

*wakes up at home*

Whoozat? Whazzat? Huh? Oh. Just a dream.

*rubs eyes*

Phew.

*gets up*

Huh, I've written something on my hand...



--what's that say?

'Go' urm... damn it. 'Victory'? 'Visit'? Visit, that's it. 'Go visit' ... 'taco'? Oh! Paco, of course. 'Go visit Paco'.

Bodyslide by one!

*Later*

Yoo-hoo! I'm here, Paco! I brought Taco--

*sees Cavatina*

--you! Mutant alien thing! Get away from my buddy!

[OmegaZilla]

*Grabs Cavatina's head from behind and smashes it against the ground*

[Purebreedalien]

Well, hi Omega. Can you give Paco these tacos and this note for me? I gotta bounce.

*gives Omega the tacos and the note and teleports out*

[CavatinaTheXeno]

WTF going on here?

*Gets up opens up carapace ready 2 send needle spines*

Why are u attacking me I just won't 2 be part of the team.

*Carapace closes up standing at ease*

I just think my strong alien reptile body would be a great edition 2 the team.

So what u say Deadpool.

[OmegaZilla]

Tacos?
*Give Fitzgerald the tacos*
Tacos.
*Sees needle spines*
NEEDLE SPINES!! *Noms on Needle Spines*

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

I'm not F-
*sighs and grabs tacos then reads the note*
[I know you prefer other foods but the taco shop was closer to me. You should really try and get out of there soon]
*finishes reading it in his head*
Once I can feel my legs I'll be leaving.

[Purebreedalien]

*teleports in*

WTF going on here?

*Gets up opens up carapace ready 2 send needle spines*

Why are u attacking me I just won't 2 be part of the team.

*Carapace closes up standing at ease*

I just think my strong alien reptile body would be a great edition 2 the team.

So what u say Deadpool.

You're hard to comprehend, dude. Try using language rather than, y'know, numbers.

Hey, Paco. How're you doing?

[L33T Link]

*walks into the room*
"hey everyone sorry im la-"
*everyone stares in Leets direction*
"what?"

[OmegaZilla]

*Points to L33t Link*

FURRY!!

*Pulls out two miniguns and begins shooting*

[L33T Link]

"Uh-oh"
*jumps out of the room*