The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

I don't need luck.
*Drags Lie into the city and at 11:50 pm he hangs him by his feet from the top of a building*
....
*He jumps down from the roof using his jetpack to land safely*
You're here early.
[other person] Yes I am. So you brought Lie?
*he nods*
Alive.
[Other person] Show me then.
*Shoots the rope holding Lie and he falls down*
He was not easy to bring in. Give me my credits.
[Other person] of course
*Is given 150,000 credits*
He's all yours now.
*As he walks away he hears the sound of a sword being drawn*

[Ghost Rider]

Hm...

*watches the transaction.*

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Hmmm.....

[Ghost Rider]

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/6420/outlawh.jpg
Hmmm.....

Is this thing dangerous?

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Depends.
Apparently he raps you into a painfully one sided argument then slowly and painfully tortures every last ounce of logic you have.
He's a psychopath and breaks the rules alot.

[chupacabras acheronsis]

GUYS

YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT I FOUND IN THE TRAIN TRACKS

[Ghost Rider]

Depends.
Apparently he raps you into a painfully one sided argument then slowly and painfully tortures every last ounce of logic you have.
He's a psychopath and breaks the rules alot.

Hm...What's in it for me?

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

GUYS

YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT I FOUND IN THE TRAIN TRACKS

What.

Depends.
Apparently he raps you into a painfully one sided argument then slowly and painfully tortures every last ounce of logic you have.
He's a psychopath and breaks the rules alot.

Hm...What's in it for me?

About what? This is a bounty. If you take it and manage to kill him you get the money.
But you'd be competing with me.

[chupacabras acheronsis]

oh it was alive and ran away when she woke up.

[Predator Queen]

What did I miss!
{Has Strawberry covered in mochi with red bean paste in the middle on a plate in her lap}

[samoht]

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/6420/outlawh.jpg
Hmmm.....

He will be found. And brought to justice.

[OmegaZilla]

*Brings Predxeno*
Hey, I offered him all the Aliens: Genocide comics.
Don't kill him though.

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

I think you've got the wrong creature

[Purebreedalien]

Heh, the ol' dead body in the back-alley trick always works. Predator Queen still hasn't came to do whatever it was she was gunna do.

Who the hell am I talking to--?

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Me.
*Aiming his wrist rocket at Deadpool*
Who dropped you here? I was just leaving the bank and you dropped here.