The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[OmegaZilla]

And you're ignoring mine, Mr. Overpowered teleporter. So...

...Shaddup.

/originality

*Teleports to Yuggoth*

[Ghost Rider]

I'll destroy you. *looks at Deadpool* We make a good team, but I wouldn't get to comfortable.

[OmegaZilla]

*Enters in a non-euclidean geometried Palace*
*The palace if full of strange crustacean-like creatures, black wings, head with antennae all over it, backwards legs. They all look to Omega*
I'krah, I'krah mi-gos. Gt'ree, dra'tchoo s'wreh Fhtagn, Pklah'dro nakatanaa, Teklatros!
*The creatures produce a riot, when a mighty and ancient growl stops them*
*From out of the palace, a ginormous creature, as big as a mountain, looking pretty much like an iridiscent intricacy of tentacles and eyes, approaches the palace*
*Omega looks at the creature*
Ia, Ia Yog-Sothoth!

[Purebreedalien]

And you're ignoring mine, Mr. Overpowered teleporter. So...

...Shaddup.

/originality

*Teleports to Yuggoth*

He thinks he's got my teleporter. But I've got my teleporter!

[OmegaZilla]

*Yog-Sothoth writhes his tentacles, saying something*

Ob'grah, Dtr'skat, Cthulhu R'lyeh Syo'tho! Ho'tnoks, Cthulhu Mglw'gtro!

*The Mi-Go swarm over and go out of the palace, beginning to build an enormous object*

[Purebreedalien]

Deadpool wanders around aimlessly.

[King Rathalos]

"WHAT DA FOOK IS GOING ON!!!???"
*spins around in circles*

[OmegaZilla]

*Watches as the Mi-Go build an enormous factory made of steampunk gears*
*The factory produces a rock glove, that's put on Omega's hand*
*Omega is transported to R'Lyeh by the Mi-Gos, and as they horribly dance and call their Master, Omega inserts the Rock-glove into a door's hole*
*The door opens, revealing an almost consistent darkness*
*From the ancient depths of R'lyeh, a growl is heard*
[Shout]
He, he has come!
Ia, Ia, Ia Cthulhu Fhtagn!!

[King Rathalos]

"Wut?"

"f**k your Cthulhu..."

.............


He, he, he...blood.

[chupacabras acheronsis]

*trips on the cable of the Portal, severing C'thulu in half*

[OmegaZilla]

*Dives under the sea, to Y'ha-Nthlei*
Dagon, Kt'roo Akra'ta!
*A ginormous and grotesque hybrid between a fish and a human awakens from the depths, and it rises to the world*

*Cthulhu is severed in half with the nastyness of a moonfish, but quickly he reforms in his hateful original form*

Ia, Cthulhu Tro Dagon, Txaa'aktasa!

*The Great Old ones unleash all their power upon the world*

[Ghost Rider]

*Dives under the sea, to Y'ha-Nthlei*
Dagon, Kt'roo Akra'ta!
*A ginormous and grotesque hybrid between a fish and a human awakens from the depths, and it rises to the world*

*Cthulhu is severed in half with the nastyness of a moonfish, but quickly he reforms in his hateful original form*

Ia, Cthulhu Tro Dagon, Txaa'aktasa!

*The Great Old ones unleash all their power upon the world*

Not on my watch you son of a bitch.

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*Hanging from a tree by his boot, asleep*

[Ghost Rider]

*shoots the branch and causes Fitz to fall*

[King Rathalos]

*slices Fitzgerald's foot off*

*shoots the branch and causes Fitz to fall*

NINJA!!!!