The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[Ghost Rider]

You're inconsistent, dammit.
And you live forever, those trees don't...
...I'll do the job myself.

*Grabs Ghost Rider by the back and injects him three litres of antidote that makes him go back to normal human state*

Damn you.

*pulls out a vial of virus.* I have a spare.

*regains powers.*

Omega

[OmegaZilla]

If you want to choke yourself, go on.
I'll do something cool.

*Grabs all of Ghost Rider's bottles of virus, his jacket and his glasses, then throws them in a volcano*
*Injects him four litres of antidote*

[Ghost Rider]

If you want to choke yourself, go on.
I'll do something cool.

*Grabs all of Ghost Rider's bottles of virus, his jacket and his glasses, then throws them in a volcano*
*Injects him four litres of antidote*

I'm immune.

*Kicks him into volcano*

You're not.

[OmegaZilla]

*Miracolously holds self onto the side of the Volcano's mouth*
You wish. *Grabs Ghost Rider's foot and throws him into the Volcano*

[Purebreedalien]

*Teleports into the Volcano*

*Grabs Wesker's hand*

*Teleports out*

You okay?

That double crossin' piece of crap had it comin'. We used to be partners back in the good ol' pages.

[Ghost Rider]

*Teleports into the Volcano*

*Grabs Wesker's hand*

*Teleports out*

You okay?

That double crossin' piece of crap had it comin'. We used to be partners back in the good ol' pages.

I suppose I should thank you.


Now I'm pissed.

[OmegaZilla]

You --
*Says a strange and ancient formula*
*A Meteor crashes on both PBA and Ghost Rider, sealing them into the Volcano*

[Ghost Rider]

Step back Deadpool. *cracks knuckles* I'll get us out.

[Purebreedalien]

Yeah, I would be too if some guy tried to throw me into a volcano. Let's hope he doesn't come out as a dinosaur and step on us.

I suppose I should thank you.

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090912025807/residentevil/images/5/53/Wesker-pissed-off.jpg
Now I'm pissed.

You --
*Says a strange and ancient formula*
*A Meteor crashes on both PBA and Ghost Rider, sealing them into the Volcano*

Yeah, probably for the best. This teleport belt is gonna be out of juice soon.

[OmegaZilla]

*Teleports inside the Volcano, and sneaks up on PBA*
*Knocks him out, and steals his teleport belt*
Ohai Ghost!
*Does the Troll Face and teleports with his infinite-batteried teleporting device*

[Ghost Rider]

*Teleports inside the Volcano, and sneaks up on PBA*
*Knocks him out, and steals his teleport belt*
Ohai Ghost!
*Does the Troll Face and teleports with his infinite-batteried teleporting device*

You're like an annoying Pomeranian.

[Purebreedalien]

*Teleports inside the Volcano, and sneaks up on PBA*
*Knocks him out, and steals his teleport belt*
Ohai Ghost!
*Does the Troll Face and teleports with his infinite-batteried teleporting device*

Uh, hello? Constantly fluxing brain cells over here, I can't be knocked out that easily, pal, unlike -- YOU!

*Punches Omega in the face and takes the teleporter back.*

Wesker, find us a way outta this hole!

[Ghost Rider]

*Teleports inside the Volcano, and sneaks up on PBA*
*Knocks him out, and steals his teleport belt*
Ohai Ghost!
*Does the Troll Face and teleports with his infinite-batteried teleporting device*

Uh, hello? Constantly fluxing brain cells over here, I can't be knocked out that easily, pal, unlike -- YOU!

*Punches Omega in the face and takes the teleporter back.*

Wesker, find us a way outta this hole!

*punches out of the the rock.*

Here we are.

[OmegaZilla]

Your action isn't canon because it conflicts with what I said! I teleported before your punch, so nerr nerr nerr.
*Teleports to planet Yuggoth*

[Purebreedalien]

*punches out of the the rock.*

Here we are.

Good, now let's leave Mister Overpowered-Zilla he- he's gone.

Your action isn't canon because it conflicts with what I said! I teleported before your punch, so nerr nerr nerr.
*Teleports to planet Yuggoth*

Ahem, you're ignoring my canon, monsieur. So shaddup.