The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[Purebreedalien]

Deadpool teleports back into the thread and looks around at the destruction.

[The Ghoul]

*Singing drunkenly and nazi's that Ghoul can't even control start to raise from there graves* *he blinks at them and sobers up  a little* Crap.


I got to lay off this crap.


*Pulls out his pistols*


Time to kill some Nazi's......again.... *Starts firing*

[Ghost Rider]

*appears in front of Deadpool.*

Hello, Mortal.

[Purebreedalien]

Time to kill some Nazi's......again.... *Starts firing*

Deadpool looks over at Ghoul and sees him firing guns wildly in his direction.

"But I'm not a Na-"

Zatharos appears in front of Deadpool, Deadpool jumps with surprise.

"Dude you scared me! Don't just app-"

Deadpool is shot in the head by Ghoul and he falls to the ground.

[Ghost Rider]

*revives Deadpool*

I am in need of your talents Wade Wilson.

[The Ghoul]

*Hiccup, looks at all the dead nazi's* Did I get them?

[Lie]

*Appears behind Ghoul*

Missed a spot!

[Purebreedalien]

Deadpool wakes up.

Well, that was faster than usual.

You can say that again.

"Oh no. The voices are back."

I am in need of your talents Wade Wilson.

"I think you may have deformed my brain. Again."

Oh yeah, blame everyone but yourself.

Sheesh, what a jerk.

[The Ghoul]

*rengerates completely and turns around and faces lie* That tickled boy.


YOUR DOG FOOD!!!!!!!!!!







*Lie is eaten by demon dogs*

[Ghost Rider]

*puts his hand on Deadpool's head.*

Soonther voices in your head will be suppressed. Now ask you, will you join me?

[Purebreedalien]

Soonther voices in your head will be suppressed. Now ask you, will you join me?

Don't do it! He wants to kill us!

No, he wants to kill us, he himself will be fine.

Now you've done it.

"Sure I'll join you, let's do this and then we'll see where it leads."

[Ghost Rider]

Good choice, mortal. But you need to improve your skills.

*raises his hand and engulfs Deadpool in Hellfire.*

Do not fight this Wade. You will become more powerful than you have ever been.

[Purebreedalien]

Good choice, mortal. But you need to improve your skills.

*raises his hand and engulfs Deadpool in Hellfire.*

Do not fight this Wade. You will become more powerful than you have ever been.

Anyone else smell burning?

I think that's us.

"Yep. It's us."

Deadpool screams.

[Ghost Rider]

It will be over soon. You will be able to do things that you thought were impossible. You can have what you desired. You will be far more powerful than your greatest enemies. Let the Hellfire fuel your greatest desires, let it drive your hatred and anger. Become all that you were ment to be.

[Purebreedalien]

This sounds fun!

And very Star Wars.

"I don't know if you want to let me wallow in my greatest desires. They're not very SFW."

Deadpool falls to the ground and his mind burns.

Do we feel any different?

Nothing new here.

"Looks like I'm already all that I'm 'meant to be', and I don't think anyone can fix me."