The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[Purebreedalien]

Deadpool retreats to the bathroom as the female mercenary leaves on a business call for a few minutes.

"If I want any chance with this chick, I better take a shower!"

He steps out 5 minutes later.



He walks over to the mirror.



He leaves the bathroom and goes to find the lady.

[Space Sweeper]

Dave wanders over to the washroom area

"You better be telling me the truth that you saw Lady Deadpool over here, Emerson!"

Dave turns his head to see Deadpool exiting the washroom--

Spoiler

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[Purebreedalien]

Deadpool sees Dave.

"What the-"

Dave's face contorts into a twisted smile.

"Buddy, I don't know if you wanna do this, and if you do I'm warnin' you, it won't be pretty."



Dave continues to walk toward Deadpool.



"You wanna do this? Fine!"

[Ghost Rider]

* pulls up to the scene and looks at this female*



Who are you, mortal.

[King Rathalos]

*Slowly walks in to thread*
...Awkward....
*Slowly leaves thread, and heads back into secluded cave to think of how to destroy the thread*

[Space Sweeper]

Deadpool sees Dave.

"What the-"

Dave's face contorts into a twisted smile.

"Buddy, I don't know if you wanna do this, and if you do I'm warnin' you, it won't be pretty."

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/bullshawk3.jpg

Dave continues to walk toward Deadpool.

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/issue1page3-2.jpg

"You wanna do this? Fine!"

"Hey... wait... you're not a chick."

Deadpool crosses his arms.

"You're just Deadpool-Deadpool!



"Aw, man. Lame. Boner officially ruined. Body, go into standby."

Dave mubles as he walks away.

[Purebreedalien]

"Fine! Fine! I didn't want to kill you anyway! Y'know why?"



Deadpool teleports out of the thread and finds a place to sleep, nightmares will be had. Many, many nightmares.

[King Rathalos]

"Fine! Fine! I didn't want to kill you anyway! Y'know why?"

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/hero.jpg

Deadpool teleports out of the thread and finds a place to sleep, nightmares will be had. Many, many nightmares.

*slowly re enters thread from the shadows with notebook*
I must intercept those dreams in order to make his nightmares reality.
*slowly back away into shadows and flies away into the sunset while stealing people's picnic baskets and Ghost rider's DVD's*

[Ghost Rider]

"Fine! Fine! I didn't want to kill you anyway! Y'know why?"

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/hero.jpg

Deadpool teleports out of the thread and finds a place to sleep, nightmares will be had. Many, many nightmares.

*slowly re enters thread from the shadows with notebook*
I must intercept those dreams in order to make his nightmares reality.
*slowly back away into shadows and flies away into the sunset while stealing people's picnic baskets and Ghost rider's DVD's*

[King Rathalos]

"Fine! Fine! I didn't want to kill you anyway! Y'know why?"

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/hero.jpg

Deadpool teleports out of the thread and finds a place to sleep, nightmares will be had. Many, many nightmares.

*slowly re enters thread from the shadows with notebook*
I must intercept those dreams in order to make his nightmares reality.
*slowly back away into shadows and flies away into the sunset while stealing people's picnic baskets and Ghost rider's DVD's*

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/5/57606/1554038-vengeance002.jpg

[Ghost Rider]

"Fine! Fine! I didn't want to kill you anyway! Y'know why?"

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/hero.jpg

Deadpool teleports out of the thread and finds a place to sleep, nightmares will be had. Many, many nightmares.

*slowly re enters thread from the shadows with notebook*
I must intercept those dreams in order to make his nightmares reality.
*slowly back away into shadows and flies away into the sunset while stealing people's picnic baskets and Ghost rider's DVD's*

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/5/57606/1554038-vengeance002.jpg

http://www.wiiff.com/photos/1288540338.png

[King Rathalos]

I have fire too

[Ghost Rider]

[Space Sweeper]

*Random picture*

[King Rathalos]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wi0iu0VBUjM#ws
I just stole The Ghouls thunder