The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[King Rathalos]

You punched my craptastic drawing!
*lights whole thread on fire and walks away whistling with a smile slowly cracking into my face*

[Purebreedalien]

Deadpool emerges from the flames.

[King Rathalos]

Deadpool emerges from the flames.

[Purebreedalien]

"Thanks, buddy."

Deadpool downs the Fresca.

"And if yer wondering where my battlesuit went, ask the continuity guy, not that he'll do much good here since I only wore it for that one page but... y'know."

[DJ Pu$$yface]

"It's not a suit, it's a Dreadnought class ship."

[Purebreedalien]

"That episode was lame. That robot was lame. LAME."

[Space Sweeper]

"It's not a suit, it's a Dreadnought class ship."

Pssht. Who ripped off the Iron Giant and made him f**k a Cylon?

[Purebreedalien]

Deadpool sees the new lady and is captured by her beauty.



He dons a tuxedo and walks over to her swiftly. He holds a bottle of champagne behind his back and glasses in his free hand.

[Space Sweeper]

What's the whole deal with the mask?

[Purebreedalien]

Deadpool ignores the question and gets to the point.

[Space Sweeper]

Hey, wait, you're Deadpool, aren't you? "Merc with a Mouth"?

[Purebreedalien]

[Space Sweeper]

I'm sure Juliet would love you. Anyways, I'm Juliana Emerson. I kill people for money and as a result, Quote UnQuote- you might have heard of them. They recently overtook Fox News.

Did I mention I kill people for money?

I'm a bit of a Femme Fatale, if I do say so myself.

[Purebreedalien]

Deadpool is shaken, shocked for a moment.

"You're a mercenary?!"

[Space Sweeper]

Deadpool is shaken, shocked for a moment.

"You're a mercenary?!"

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/Xenomorph02/Deadpool%20Scans%20etc/760307-cable_deadpool_15_super-1.jpg

"I'm checking his records, and this guy is more lecherous than Dave-- f**k, he's more lecherous than Charlie Sheen!"

"I always though Dave was the epitome of lechery..."

"This is Deadpool, sweetie. Guess again."