The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[The Ghoul]

What just happened? *smiles*

[Ghost Rider]

Looks like I'm not needed.

[Predator Queen]

{When she hugged Ghoul she stole his gun and puts it away on her belt then walks off looking for someone to bother}

[The Ghoul]

{checks his coat} Girl took my gun!

Oh well I always carry a spare.


*cocks it with his mouth.*

[Space Sweeper]

*cocks it with his mouth.*

Haha, "cock", "mouth", haha.

[Ghost Rider]

[Predator Queen]

Here's an idea, everyone gather attractive males for me and sacrifice them to your me your queen...
(No my mind is not dirty mush...)

[Ghost Rider]

Here's an idea, everyone gather attractive males for me and sacrifice them to your me your queen...
(No my mind is not dirty mush...)

No innocent blood shall be spilt.

[Predator Queen]

{Suddenly laughs almost falling over} I wanted to... say something to correct you... but I won't.... {Keeps laughing}

[Ghost Rider]

{Suddenly laughs almost falling over} I wanted to... say something to correct you... but I won't.... {Keeps laughing}

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*Terminator 2 finishes*
Why! Why does Terminator 3 have to exist?!
That ended the series perfectly! Perfectly!
*Slumps back in chair*
Ugh
*Pays attention to fight*
Sacrifices? Nah Queen I'm not in your harem.
You ain't my queen.

[Ghost Rider]

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

I was watching the movie!
*Flap of the bunker opens up*
Well I might as well do this now.
*Sniper sticks out of flap*
She'll come after me eventually! I have to do this!
*Fitzgerald shoots PQ twice in the lower body, once in the chest and once in the head*
Sorry!
*Flap closes*

[Purebreedalien]

Deadpool peers round the corner.

"Well, this thread's alive, I did have hopes that some plans would come in handy here but plans are overrated. In other words..."

[Lie]

*Holds a Belgian 16mm flintlock pistol to the back of PBA's head*

It's all good that the thread is up and running again but you know what gets me, I was killed and instead of being avenged they just stole my heart and did god knows with to it!

*Slowly walks round and aims between PBA's eyes*

I said a werewolf shaped bullet was coming to get you... I guess we'll just have to settle for a normal bullet instead.