Oi! [cancerblack]!
Listen 'ere ya git! Da Great Gork (or iz it Mork?) tells me ya ain't 'aving a propa Orky time. Wot's all dis about, eh?
You should be chuggin' down dat grog like a Speed Freek on a Loota run! Da best grog's got da kick of a Deff Dread, and ain't nuffin' in da galaxy dat gets ya feelin' more ready for a WAAAGH!!
And where's ya choppa? No, not da big 'un ya swing around, da small 'un ya use fer paintin' ya boyz. Dem Warhammer 40k minis ain't gonna paint demselves! A true Warboss knows da importants of a good lookin' mob, ya hear? So get da paint, slap it on dem minis, and make 'em look as Orky as possible!
And don't ferget da smoke squigs! Wot kind of Mekboy ya think ya are if ya ain't puffin' on a good smoke squig while ya work? Gets da creative juice flowin', it does. Just make sure ya don't mix up ya paint brush and ya smoke squig, heh.
So get to it, [cancerblack]! Grog, minis, and smoke squigs. That's da propa Orky way! WAAAGH!!
From,
Da Biggest and Da Baddest Ork in Da Galaxy