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[Ballzanya]

The whole Alien franchise is turning into Tremors.

When do we get a direct-to-Sci-Fi-Channel movie?

sadly that is a good analogy for this. The first one was normal, then the second one had one with legs, a little harder to take seriously, then you get the "assblasters" by the third. lol

While Tremors was not meant to really be taken seriously I still thought that the creature design was top notch. Anyway, they kept messing with the life cycle of the creatures in that franchise as well until it made no sense at all. Granted, the fact that the sequels captured none of the original's fun didn't help either.

Sound familiar?

yes and i thought i emphasized that. lol

[ArielAleXCo]

you idiot... you are born a "MAN" but you dont get to -f**k- until you are all fully grown... this is something similar... but more extraterrestial.

Oh, I get it.  You're saying that before a boy becomes a man, he pukes his semen right down a chick's throat.   Best metaphor ever!

he was talking about a queen having to grow extra arms.... she doesnt... as we dont need to grow other stuff, bub.

[Noir-Gojira]

The whole Alien franchise is turning into Tremors.

The Alien franchise was well on its way to Tremors with the release of Resurrection.  Besides, this isn't Alien, this is AVP

[ArielAleXCo]

you idiot... you are born a "MAN" but you dont get to -f**k- until you are all fully grown... this is something similar... but more extraterrestial. it makes sense...

It still doesn't make sense, as if the Queen had such a cycle the need to produce eggs would be non-existent. And the youngest mother ever was 5, so sexual maturity and the correlation to sex and/or insemination isn't so easily defined.

and might look cool on screen if they went more like into hentai to this shot o more humanly into oral sex porno hardcorte stuff... also remmember the aliens where supposed to be "dick-heads"

No. Just...no. I've had the unfortunate luck to see some tentacle hentai, and it is nothing but disgusting crap. The Alien should have sadistic reasonings, even kill in a way that could be called "rough sex"...but there are limits to where it would just become laughable.

I totally think is laughable...

[TheAncientEnemy]

The Alien franchise was well on its way to Tremors with the release of Resurrection.  Besides, this isn't Alien, this is AVP

That statement would make sense if every person who touched AVP wasn't so desperate to connect it to the original series.

[Gates]

[...] and might look cool on screen if they went more like into hentai to this shot o more humanly into oral sex porno hardcorte stuff

Yeah, ummm...your fu<king weird man...

[Noir-Gojira]

That statement would make sense if every person who touched AVP wasn't so desperate to connect it to the original series.

Cameos and corporate references do not a connection make.  And my first point still stands, the series had become akin to Tremors long ago during the fourth film.

[Ballzanya]

The Alien franchise was well on its way to Tremors with the release of Resurrection.  Besides, this isn't Alien, this is AVP

That statement would make sense if every person who touched AVP wasn't so desperate to connect it to the original series.

yeah, no one ever admits that they're taking shit in a new direction that clearly won't make fans happy and then stands behind it despite that. Instead they claim "it won't break continuity and is canon". There were at least a couple statements in different interviews that emphasized that point. If they knew this was to be featured in the film and obviously they did, then why flat out lie? There's no integrity in that. If they told us this shit flat out or alluded to the fact that certain things may be controversial but they stand behind it anwyay, it would have lessened the impact a little. Now that the film features things which contradict the director's statements, its hard not to distrust them a little/lose some respect for them.

[The Shuriken]

I love how something is "lame-ass" when you haven't seen it at all.

Colin, I just want to say that I'm good with this new reproduction idea. I think it's nifty, and really sci-fi, which is what I like about it.

[The Chibi Kiriyama]

I totally think is laughable...

Then feel free to say why, so long as you don't expand on your wishes for the Alien series to emulate tentacle hentais.

[Gates]

[...] so long as you don't expand on your wishes for the Alien series to emulate tentacle hentais.

Seriously...

[ArielAleXCo]

I totally think is laughable...

Then feel free to say why, so long as you don't expand on your wishes for the Alien series to emulate tentacle hentais.

no, you got me wrong hentai girl being attacked by tentacle extraterrestils is totally laughable for me. ^_^

[Noir-Gojira]

yeah, no one ever admits that they're taking shit in a new direction that clearly won't make fans happy and then stands behind it despite that.

Fans themselves cannot even agree amongst themselves on what they like, why expect a total stranger to?

Instead they claim "it won't break continuity and is canon".

Which one?

If they knew this was to be featured in the film and obviously they did, then why flat out lie? There's no integrity in that.

Integrity?  In Hollywood?

If they told us this shit flat out or alluded to the fact that certain things may be controversial but they stand behind it anwyay, it would have lessened the impact a little.

And maybe pigs will fly.

its hard not to distrust them a little/lose some respect for them.

Didn't your mother tell you never to trust/respect strangers?

[Ballzanya]

yeah, no one ever admits that they're taking shit in a new direction that clearly won't make fans happy and then stands behind it despite that.

Fans themselves cannot even agree amongst themselves on what they like, why expect a total stranger to?

Instead they claim "it won't break continuity and is canon".

Which one?

If they knew this was to be featured in the film and obviously they did, then why flat out lie? There's no integrity in that.

Integrity?  In Hollywood?

If they told us this shit flat out or alluded to the fact that certain things may be controversial but they stand behind it anwyay, it would have lessened the impact a little.

And maybe pigs will fly.

Now that the film features things which contradict the director's statements

OMG!  You saw it??

its hard not to distrust them a little/lose some respect for them.

Didn't your mother tell you never to trust/respect strangers?

yeah that's all funny. But seriously doesn't change the fact that there is bullshit in the air and that this new idea blows and should have never seen the light of day.

[ArielAleXCo]

[...] and might look cool on screen if they went more like into hentai to this shot o more humanly into oral sex porno hardcorte stuff

Yeah, ummm...your fu<king weird man...

ok, then imagine "ireversible" with monica bellucci but instead of a guy... the predalien queen... ive been told that was a freeke shot. remmember after all the aliens rape us humans and dogs and... what ever.