What made you unhappy today?

[Huggs]

I wandered onto a mega ant hill and got swarmed. I paid for it with blood.

[Corporal Hicks]

Car isn't starting this morning. Looks like a flat battery. Shame as I'm supposed to be going into work today, and we don't have jumper cables.

That bugger has given you nothing but trouble it seems.

She normally only costs me tires, but she's been a pain lately.

Spoke too soon. Not starting again this morning. Looks like going to get the battery tested/replaced tomorrow if she'll jump start again tomorrow.

[Huggs]

Cut the floor pans out and make it a flintstone car.

[Local Trouble]

Why do I picture Hicks driving a citron-green 1977 British Leyland Mini 1000 Mark 4 with a matte black bonnet?

[Huggs]

What about a mint green 72 Eldorado?

[Local Trouble]

Too American.

[j0nesy]

until the middle of last year, i was that stereotypical brit driving a mini cooper (but in the US); had mechanical issues that weren't cost effective to fix 

[Local Trouble]

My favorite Brits are the stereotypical ones.

[Corporal Hicks]

I drive Spanish.

[HuDaFuK]

So after weeks of being hyped about C&C Remastered, turns out it's too large to fit on my laptop on account of the fairly small SSD I had put in when the original drive broke about six years ago

On the upside, this should finally spur me into getting the second drive that I've been meaning to install for years.

[Local Trouble]

I drive Spanish.

Can you at least try to be more stereotypical?

10 MOST COMMON BRITISH TRAITS

1. Wearing summer clothing at the first sight of sun

2. Apologising automatically

3. Ability to talk at length about the weather

4. Making a cup of tea in response to a crisis

5. Finding queue-jumping the ultimate crime

6. Forming a queue for pretty much anything

7. The typical British 'stiff upper lip'

8. Grumbling throughout a meal, but not telling staff so as not to cause a fuss

9. Making sarcastic/dry jokes

10. Having a beer at the airport even though it's before 8am

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3385495/A-roast-dinner-stripping-sight-sun-apologising-time-survey-reveals-British-things-EVER.html

[SM]

Car isn't starting this morning. Looks like a flat battery. Shame as I'm supposed to be going into work today, and we don't have jumper cables.

That bugger has given you nothing but trouble it seems.

She normally only costs me tires, but she's been a pain lately.

Spoke too soon. Not starting again this morning. Looks like going to get the battery tested/replaced tomorrow if she'll jump start again tomorrow.

How old is the battery?

[Voodoo Magic]

Car isn't starting this morning. Looks like a flat battery. Shame as I'm supposed to be going into work today, and we don't have jumper cables.

That bugger has given you nothing but trouble it seems.

She normally only costs me tires, but she's been a pain lately.

Spoke too soon. Not starting again this morning. Looks like going to get the battery tested/replaced tomorrow if she'll jump start again tomorrow.

Ugh. That sucks. I hope it's not your alternator.

[Huggs]

Slap a meter on that battery and see what it says.

[HuDaFuK]

4. Making a cup of tea in response to a crisis

What is this crisis bollocks?

4. Making a cup of tea at any opportunity, because life without tea is simply not worth living