I also found my old drug runner song, which...I'll just throw that one away.
And my old titles:
Former olympic yodeler and extreme unicyclist
Sandwich Champion and Side Dish Enthusiast
Ah, the good ol' days.
Oh, look.
There's a picture of me and Marco Stinko, Uncle Felston and Solomon Grande. We were stationed together onboard The SS Marijuana. I used to bust out my guitar at night and we'd sing "Let It Dangle" on the poopdeck.
And last years menu items:
Spoiler
tender lettuce chips
schnitzel fried creamy bacon bread
toasted beetroot served with crumb sauce
gluten free breast cheese
chopped gravy in lemon tartare
ceasar's choice egg croutons with sauce options
fried lamb sausage in a poached anchovie salad
garlic squid mixture with hot rice peppercorns
tender sea chili and tossed herb aioli
Tossed Jim with homemade peanut shoots
asian onion bean crispies
greek garden bowl with spanish crumblers
chocolate curd berries
double pie creamies with toasted white coconut
macerated brulee chips
sensational mint twists
california juice pickles
calico bean slaw
mandarin brown tidbits
steamed corn riblet
meatballs and roasted apple chicken wrap
black chicken cocktails with fruit salsa
creamy carrot rolls
juicy bun-baked zucchini
100% green nuggets
hot gratin raisins
beef and meatball cowboy salad cup
diced tatersticks
chopped bean pilaf
syrup wedgies & shredded banana balls
meat ranch pizza crackers
beef guajillo
balsamic tinga beans
grass fed chicken odavada
shrimp farm nixtamals
captain jeff's wild fish combo
captain jacks stone fried scallions