The Recess Thread - It's Nothing Personal

[Stitch]

I had a Venus Flytrap once. I didn't trust it.

I'm wary of cacti. Especially when I'm naked.

Then don't go in my garden when you're naked.

But it's much more organic that way.

It scares the cacti. That's why they've taken to shooting their needles.

Are you sure they're cacti, not critters?

[TheSailingRabbit]

I had a Venus Flytrap once. I didn't trust it.

I'm wary of cacti. Especially when I'm naked.

Then don't go in my garden when you're naked.

But it's much more organic that way.

It scares the cacti. That's why they've taken to shooting their needles.

Are you sure they're cacti, not critters?

I make sure David doesn't go near my garden.

And if porcupines are green . . . those are sick porcupines.

[Huggs]

I'm sitting here wondering how you'd react if Michael or Lance created an account.

Hmm.

[TheSailingRabbit]

I'm sitting here wondering how you'd react if Michael or Lance created an account.

Hmm.

My anxiety would be dialed up too many notches.

[The Old One]

When you've bungled all your bangles
And your loved ones have been mangled
Listen to the jingle jangle
Of my gypsy tambourine

[Voodoo Magic]

Woooohoooo!!!

[The Old One]

When you're rife with devastation
There's a simple explanation:
You're a toymaker's creation
Trapped inside a crystal ball

And whichever way he tilts it
Know that we must be resilient
We won't let them break our spirits
As we sing our silly song

[Huggs]

When you've bungled all your bangles
And your loved ones have been mangled
Listen to the jingle jangle
Of my gypsy tambourine

I've got that beat

When you're wrangled and entangled
With your love buns just so angled
Wait a moment for the tingle
On my sexy trampoline.

[The Old One]

 

Spoiler

https://youtu.be/v51OH10Zbi8

[close]

Doesn't a "sexy trampoline"
belong in The Juice thread?

[TheSailingRabbit]

Well, alright, then.

[The Old One]

Now I remember why,
I don't usually come down here.

Spoiler

I've witnessed enough pictures of Michael Biehn, Bill Paxton, Mark Rolston, Jeanette Goldstein and other cast members to last a lifetime now.

[close]

They're grunts, no offense.

[Voodoo Magic]

Now I remember why,
I don't usually come in here.

Spoiler

I've witnessed enough pictures of Michael Biehn, Bill Paxton, Mark Rolston, Jeanette Goldstein and other cast members to last a lifetime now.

[close]

They're grunts, no offense.

Spoiler

What about Paul Reiser?

[close]

[The Old One]

oh no

[Voodoo Magic]

Bye Burke.

[TheSailingRabbit]