My life seems to follow a strict set of rules:
Rule 1: If there are stairs, I will fall down them.
Rule 2: If there is ice, I will fall on it.
Rule 3: If there is a pit, I will fall down it.
Overall this can be summed up in one rule: If I can fall, I WILL fall.
Needless to say I avoid the f**k out of cliffs.