Curious facts about yourself

[chupacabras acheronsis]

oh yeah, there it is.

[Rick Grimes]

my morning woods happen exactly between 09:50 and 10:10 AM every day, without exceptions.

It's annoying how I can't wake up and masturbate when I have morning wood; I have to rush into the shower without being seen to do it.

[OmegaZilla]

There is a certain level beyond which all data is classified as 'TMI'.
You just went beyond that level.

[Rick Grimes]

It's chupa's fault. I'm totally comfortable with being 'open' about myself, nothing is off limits to me.

[OmegaZilla]

Please cease your current vocal data transfer.
You have 20 seconds to comply.

[Aspie]

Rick is too much for Omega.

[Rick Grimes]

I should become "AlphaZilla."

[chupacabras acheronsis]

cause you couldnt be more beta.

[Rick Grimes]

cause you couldnt be more beta.

[EEV2650]

Oh shit, that post of Grimes was almost pornographic in nature. Now I got this image of an acne covered super nerd jerking off with water washing over him. I feel like barfing. Thanks! Now I may not be able to enjoy thanksgiving tonight.

[RazorSlash]

[chupacabras acheronsis]

[OmegaZilla]

Rick is too much for Omega.

I should become "AlphaZilla."

I am now authorized to use physical force.

[ShadowPred]

my morning woods happen exactly between 09:50 and 10:10 AM every day, without exceptions.

It's annoying how I can't wake up and masturbate when I have morning wood; I have to rush into the shower without being seen to do it.

[SM]

cause you couldnt be more beta.