Curious facts about yourself

[Space Sweeper]

If you did...

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...I'd have to kill you.

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[SpaceMarines]

But I kno-

....

Shit.

[Space Sweeper]

You're okay, Marines... I only meant people wearing cowboy hats.

[SpaceMarines]

*must not tell about cowboy hats*

[coolbreeze]

You're okay, Marines... I only meant people wearing cowboy hats.

[Crazy Rich]

I'd try to talk you out of attempting to kill me but that would be like pissing in the wind.

[SpaceMarines]

Bizarrely arousing and slightly refreshing on a cool day?

[Crazy Rich]

No, it flies right back at ya. I do know what you mean though. 

What if I said that now I do know?

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By my honour your secret is safe with me. 

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[Space Sweeper]

I think we've put Rich through enough KEW-RAAAZY.

Jess is the everlasting light of my life. 

[Crazy Rich]

Crazy, yes, but resourceful none the less. 

and I am your 'noble steed'.

[Cvalda]

Jess is the everlasting light of my life. 

Eeeew gross, you've got love cooties.

[Prime113]

Jess is the everlasting light of my life. 

Eeeew gross, you've got love cooties.

Bahahaha!

[Space Sweeper]

I... I can still be a cynical, hateful asshole!

f**k THE POLICE AND ALL OF THE MUSIC THAT ALL OF YOU LIKE, YOU f**kING f**kERS.

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...you muddaf**kiz.

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[Crazy Rich]

You can still love on my watch. I think it's good to be a mixture of tough and soft which is why I have to say...

Jess is the everlasting light of my life. 

Eeeew gross, you've got love cooties.

STICK IT!

Jess is the everlasting light of my life. 

Eeeew gross, you've got love cooties.

Bahahaha!

GO F**K YOURSELF!

[Space Sweeper]

Jess is the everlasting light of my life. 

Eeeew gross, you've got love cooties.

I know a certain someone who's got some for you... 

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Enjoy your lovin' that will be endlessly analysed by crazy fanboys until the end of their days. 

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Oh, and Damon puts himself in cryo and programs the footage to repeat in his dreams.

If the technology doesn't exist, he'll write it in.

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