Best non-alien pictures

[The Old One]

Yeah, he deserves a full share!

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔈𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔥 𝔓𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔯]

The man wants to go home and party!

[HuDaFuK]

Nah, he's just a grunt.

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔈𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔥 𝔓𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔯]

...and despite all my "hinting" the Corporal still forgot Yaphet Kotto's birthday yesterday. 

[TheSailingRabbit]

I won't let him forget Mark Rolston's.

[The Old One]

He forgot Call/Winona Ryder's also.

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔈𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔥 𝔓𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔯]

Yeah, I mean these folk are some major playa's. Strangely enough, he remembered Golic though. 

[Kradan]

...and despite all my "hinting" the Corporal still forgot Yaphet Kotto's birthday yesterday. 

Oh, give Corporal a break !

And you know what ? What about you just put some Parker - included BTS image here and write "Happy birthady" above or below it ? Huh ?

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔈𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔥 𝔓𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔯]

k.

[Kradan]

See ? You can handle it yourself !

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔈𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔥 𝔓𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔯]

It needs to be more official though. I don't have that kind of authority, I'm just a grunt. 

[Kradan]

Hicks ! HICKS ! You have to promote in rank this private ! Right now !

[The Old One]

Yes! Do it! Yes!

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔈𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔥 𝔓𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔯]

I, we think we oughta... we deserve to be a USCM General, right Hicks baby?

Then I can finally order Huda to fetch my slippers for me! 

[TheSailingRabbit]

I, we think we oughta... we deserve to be a USCM General, right Hicks baby?

Then I can finally order Huda to fetch my slippers for me! 

Hicks is a USCM general.

He orders us to fetch his slippers.