Poll: AvP vs AvPR

[xenomorpher]

Thanks for the positive and light-hearted posts. It is long and I am new and didn't introduce myself in the proper topic, so I don't expect everyone to read it all, agree 100%, or care. That's fine, but I've been passionate about the Alien and/vs Predator universe since I was a kid in mid-90's. So that's why it's long and I tried to stay on topic when I wrote it but obviously could had trimmed it down. Oh well.

[TJ Doc]

Two hundred pages? Jesus.

[OmegaZilla]

That's what you get puttin' me and Doom in the same thread.

Welcome anyway xenomorpher.

[Vecrotus]

Thanks for the positive and light-hearted posts. It is long and I am new and didn't introduce myself in the proper topic, so I don't expect everyone to read it all, agree 100%, or care. That's fine, but I've been passionate about the Alien and/vs Predator universe since I was a kid in mid-90's. So that's why it's long and I tried to stay on topic when I wrote it but obviously could had trimmed it down. Oh well.

You could always go back and edit your post if you wish to.

[SpaceMarines]

Thanks for the positive and light-hearted posts. It is long and I am new and didn't introduce myself in the proper topic, so I don't expect everyone to read it all, agree 100%, or care. That's fine, but I've been passionate about the Alien and/vs Predator universe since I was a kid in mid-90's. So that's why it's long and I tried to stay on topic when I wrote it but obviously could had trimmed it down. Oh well.

Nothing's wrong with long posts, mate. If you got a lot to say, better to put it all in one spot than distribute it across innumerable posts.

[DoomRulz]

Sure, Mr. 13 501 posts. 

What does 13 501 posts have to do with it?

[PredalienXenomorph]

2 xenomorpher: You do realize that no one with a life is going to read that, right?

I think I take offence to that.

[DoomRulz]

He's the resident troll, just ignore him.

[SiL]

Resident wannabe troll.

Who calls himself a troll.

Which is most of the trolling he actually does.

[OmegaZilla]

He's a failed troll.

[Puks]

Yay, attention!

[Drago-Morph]

Hey, look! A distraction! *Points away from Puks.*

[RagingDragon]

They moved so slow some of the time when they were "running" away. They looked like a kid caught with his pants down while mooning someone.

This is awesome.

The most horrifying thing about the first AvP is that it's disguised as possibly a decent film.  It has the credibility of the Alien and Predator characters.  It has Lance Henrikson and that black dude from Resident Evil.  It has an interesting plot, and even takes a few ideas from the original AvP comic, which was utterly awesome.  It... it...

It sneaks into your brain, crawling way in there, into your "comfortable movie" zone where you sit back and relax to escape into a great film.  Then, once inside, it starts pulling out scenes like the slow motion fireball run, or the cat aliens, or the 40-foot alien tail that lifts Chopper up, or the if-it-continues-for-one-more-awkward-second-I'm-really-going-to-leave-the-room stares between Scar and Lex.  It's like a good friend that you've known and trusted for years who comes over drunk and poops in the middle of your kitchen floor.

[Puks]

It is crappy, but nowhere near AvP:Retard's league.

[Predator Queen]

The poll is almost even!