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[Vertigo]

Someone should also hide a number of 'soiled' fleshlights around LA, just to add some mystery for the people who want to go rooting around in those things.

[Kimarhi]

buddies found a used fleshlight and threw it on another guy sleeping.



hilarity ensued

[Eva]

Oscar Pistorius was sentenced to five years in prison.

I hope that when he gets out again, everybody will face him with a 'you lucky, murderous scum' look in their eyes. For the rest of his life.

[Cvalda]

Nah. He'll get a book deal, go on talk shows. Set for life now.

[ShadowPred]

Pickup artists are stuffing rubber vaginas with cash and hiding them around L.A.
http://www.salon.com/2014/10/21/pickup_artists_are_stuffing_rubber_vaginas_with_cash_and_hiding_them_around_l_a/

If you happen to be in Los Angeles, and you happen to see something that appears to be an industrial flashlight hiding in plain sight, pick it up. It is probably not actually a flashlight, but a Fleshlight, the infamous rubber vagina sex toy for men who value discretion. Oh, and it is also probably stuffed with cash.

The makers of Fleshlight have reportedly teamed up with the pickup artist group Simple Pickup, the wonder boys behind YouTube classics "BOOBS: Drunk Times With Hot Girls" and "Simple Mixology: Our Drinks Get Her Wet," for a joint promotion ostensibly aimed at lonely men. According to LAist, the sex toy company gave the PUA crew $10,000 to produce a promotional video, but Simple Pickup came up with a better way to spend the money: Use it to pack 200 Fleshlights with 20s (and the occasional 50) and hide them all over L.A. for aspiring PUAs to find. For every 100,000 views the promotional #FleshCash video receives Simple Pickup will hide another Fleshlight — but it'll have $100 in it instead of $20.

BRB

[Vickers]

Nah. He'll get a book deal, go on talk shows. Set for life now.

He was already set for life before. What with all his houses and millions that he paid his legal team with.

And when he gets out of jail in 10 months or so, he'll probably just be under cozy house arrest in his uncle's mansion. He doesn't need any book deals or talk shows. Most of the country despises him now anyway.

When it was still court hearing after court hearing, a family member actually spotted him out and about and he was already met with some dirty looks, lol.

[Eva]

He can always immigrate to the US and get his own double-act tv-show with that George Zimmerman guy. I'm hearing he gets free firearms in his new job... as a security guard...

[tavianini19]

buddies found a used fleshlight and threw it on another guy sleeping.



hilarity ensued

That's just cruel. And also hilarious.

[Kimarhi]

see at least you know if he went to American prison he would be booty raped. 

[Cvalda]

got a nice booty for a murderer, too

[BANE]

see at least you know if he went to American prison he would be booty raped.

Nah, he'd be kept separate for sure.

[First Blood]

Oscar Pistorius was sentenced to five years in prison.

I hope that when he gets out again, everybody will face him with a 'you lucky, murderous scum' look in their eyes. For the rest of his life.

I think it was an accident, but that's just me. It doesn't sit right with me. Why would he kill his wife, in such a way whilst putting his entire future in jeopardy. And take such risk hoping people would believe his story. Should have got a divorce and been done with it if he didn't want to be with her anymore.

[Cvalda]

I think it was an accident, but that's just me. It doesn't sit right with me. Why would he kill his wife, in such a way whilst putting his entire future in jeopardy.

She wasn't his wife.

[Aspie]

Pickup artists are stuffing rubber vaginas with cash and hiding them around L.A.
http://www.salon.com/2014/10/21/pickup_artists_are_stuffing_rubber_vaginas_with_cash_and_hiding_them_around_l_a/

If you happen to be in Los Angeles, and you happen to see something that appears to be an industrial flashlight hiding in plain sight, pick it up. It is probably not actually a flashlight, but a Fleshlight, the infamous rubber vagina sex toy for men who value discretion. Oh, and it is also probably stuffed with cash.

The makers of Fleshlight have reportedly teamed up with the pickup artist group Simple Pickup, the wonder boys behind YouTube classics "BOOBS: Drunk Times With Hot Girls" and "Simple Mixology: Our Drinks Get Her Wet," for a joint promotion ostensibly aimed at lonely men. According to LAist, the sex toy company gave the PUA crew $10,000 to produce a promotional video, but Simple Pickup came up with a better way to spend the money: Use it to pack 200 Fleshlights with 20s (and the occasional 50) and hide them all over L.A. for aspiring PUAs to find. For every 100,000 views the promotional #FleshCash video receives Simple Pickup will hide another Fleshlight — but it'll have $100 in it instead of $20.

would not pick up under any circumstance

[SM]

Oscar Pistorius was sentenced to five years in prison.

I hope that when he gets out again, everybody will face him with a 'you lucky, murderous scum' look in their eyes. For the rest of his life.

I think it was an accident, but that's just me. It doesn't sit right with me. Why would he kill his wife, in such a way whilst putting his entire future in jeopardy. And take such risk hoping people would believe his story. Should have got a divorce and been done with it if he didn't want to be with her anymore.

Why would anyone kill anyone?  I believe it came up during the trial that he had a bit of a temper.