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[Kimarhi]

Actually I was going to get up at 3:15am eastern.  So I still got a little time left.

I can never sleep the night before anyways.  Just kind of roll around all night. 

[Aspie]

where u goin'

[Cvalda]

You scurred?

[SM]

Well not roll all the way over obviously.

[Crazy Rich]

Meanwhile your dick's exposed to ALL the elements and has no protection against threats, both physical and viral/bacterial/fungal (which I'm sure you know all about  ).

So there's these things called pants and underwear...

and sometimes jockstraps.

[Cvalda]

and sometimes jockstraps.

you dont say

[Kimarhi]

You scurred?

It wouldn't be bad if I knew anybody over there, but I don't.  When I don't know what to expect it makes the mind race.  They are also a sapper company which has higher standards, which usually leads to a higher level of douchebaggery from NCOs.  But we will see. 

I just assume its going to be basic training stupid, and if it isn't I'll be pleasantly surprised. 

also I aint neva scairt. 

[Cvalda]

also I aint neva scairt. 

Uh huh.

Good luck tomorrow.

[SM]

Alright fess up - who are you, that has replaced Cvalda with someone capable of sincerity??

[Cvalda]

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1715

[Crazy Rich]

But Kimarhi, without scairt there can be no courage.

[Vickers]

yall can keep your dick cheese nasty mof**kas

Murica

Lol, if you practice basic hygiene, you shouldn't have that problem.

[Shasvre]

Half of America are too fat to find their dick.

[Kimarhi]

I'm like 7% body fat and that shit slaps my knees anyways. 

[Crazy Rich]

The fat?