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[Vertigo]

This is where things get weird. Yes, humans are animals, and as far as I know (please correct me if I am wrong), they are the only species with the higher brain functions to change the way they think. Animals for the most part just go with their instincts. There's an instinct to f**k, and an instinct to eat. Humans, however, are an exception that can decide to not f**k or eat.

There's a strong theory at the moment that most mammals and at least some birds are able to apply mental reasoning to their instincts - we're probably not much better at it than the rest of our order. We like to think we act out of conscious reasoning, but most of what we do is driven by basic impulses that we don't rationalise.

[Rong]

http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/unfairpark/2014/03/police_man_sends_dick_pic_with.php

this u aspie?

[DoomRulz]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/roadtrippers/hipster-craft-beer-snobs_b_5045575.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

Star Trek beer? Sure!

[Nightlord]

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/south-africa-gay-man-gang-raped-set-alight-114857297.html#rdbaN6u

"He said that five men had raped him because he was a homosexual.

Pretty bad, but these guys sound hypocritical as can be.

[Cal427eb]

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/south-africa-gay-man-gang-raped-set-alight-114857297.html#rdbaN6u

"He said that five men had raped him because he was a homosexual.

Pretty bad, but these guys sound hypocritical as can be.

Who's hypocritical?

[Xeno Killer 2179]

http://guardianlv.com/2014/01/ageing-successfully-reversed-in-mice-human-trials-to-begin-next/

A lot of people argue that undoing the aging process would create problems (mainly with lack of resources from having too many people around), but if age related health problems disappeared, that's a huge amount of money saved just by making people healthier and potentially productive again. Would probably push job competition into nightmare levels, though.

[MoonerSK]

Darth Vader candidates for Ukraine's presidental post

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/mar/31/ukraine-darth-vader-president-internet-party

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9h4VA3bc-8#ws

[Xeno Killer 2179]

http://en.rocketnews24.com/2014/03/26/japan-now-has-so-many-30-year-old-virgins-its-language-needs-a-new-slang-term-for-them/

1 in 4 Japanese men are wizards.

[Kimarhi]

If the women are the same way I feel I should journey to the land of the rising sun and free them from their virginity.

[ShadowPred]

http://en.rocketnews24.com/2014/03/26/japan-now-has-so-many-30-year-old-virgins-its-language-needs-a-new-slang-term-for-them/

1 in 4 Japanese men are wizards.

RIP Japan.

[Cvalda]

If the women are the same way I feel I should journey to the land of the rising sun and free them from their virginity.

Considering how much your dick reeks like fish they'd just think you were trying to sell them spoiled sushi.

[Cal427eb]

If the women are the same way I feel I should journey to the land of the rising sun and free them from their virginity.

Considering how much your dick reeks like fish they'd just think you were trying to sell them spoiled sushi.

Isn't that something they're into?

[Cvalda]

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[Cal427eb]

Sucks to suck. 

[Kimarhi]

Yall underestimate the power of Irish Spring.