Started by DoomRulz, Nov 30, 2012, 03:53:46 AM
Quote from: BANE on Feb 04, 2014, 09:37:44 PMIt's an heirloom...
Quote from: Rong on Feb 04, 2014, 09:41:48 PMQuote from: BANE on Feb 04, 2014, 08:35:58 PM- Retractable cheek extensions. Inspired by the hammerhead shark, the rationale behind this idea was that should multiple US personnel need to be simultaneously clothes-lined and removed from duty, this would provide the perfect, covert means to do so. It was Stalin's realization that they could have simply used their arms that signalled the closing of the program and the withdrawal of all funding."So yeah, the KGB was pretty weird. wat
Quote from: BANE on Feb 04, 2014, 08:35:58 PM- Retractable cheek extensions. Inspired by the hammerhead shark, the rationale behind this idea was that should multiple US personnel need to be simultaneously clothes-lined and removed from duty, this would provide the perfect, covert means to do so. It was Stalin's realization that they could have simply used their arms that signalled the closing of the program and the withdrawal of all funding."So yeah, the KGB was pretty weird.
Quote from: Cvalda on Feb 04, 2014, 11:12:36 PMJesus took the wheel.
Quote from: BANE on Feb 04, 2014, 11:14:11 PMThere's a "Body and Blood of Christ" joke in here somewhere, just let me find it.
Quote from: Shasvre on Feb 04, 2014, 11:18:01 PMQuote from: Cvalda on Feb 04, 2014, 11:12:36 PMJesus took the wheel.http://imageshack.com/a/img38/598/bog8.jpg
Quote from: BANE on Feb 04, 2014, 08:35:58 PMQuote from: Cvalda on Feb 04, 2014, 08:22:06 PMHahaha. Oh, BANE.I think what you mean is 'hahaha, Oh Stalin'.Quote from: Rong on Feb 04, 2014, 08:23:53 PMLol it sounds like you just made that up while you were writing it.... It is the KGB though.Ok, I have the book in my hand, here's a quote:"In the Fall of 1950, five years after the official end of the second World War and a year after the Berlin Blockade that began the Cold War, Stalin personally granted the People's Commisar of State Security, Vsevolod Merkulov, $50 million dollars (an enormous sum for a research grant at the time) to look into improving covert operations in the United States using animal biology. In the months that followed, numerous concepts were considered, including: - Taking enzymes from giraffe necks to help field agents see over tall, secret US walls- Reconnecting nerve fibers from the occipital lobe in the human brain to artificially implanted eagle eyes in the back of the head, so that agents could see what was behind them, thereby avoiding a US sneak attack- Transplanting gorilla fists onto the arms of field operatives, in case the job required something to be smashed- Retractable cheek extensions. Inspired by the hammerhead shark, the rationale behind this idea was that should multiple US personnel need to be simultaneously clothes-lined and removed from duty, this would provide the perfect, covert means to do so. It was Stalin's realization that they could have simply used their arms that signalled the closing of the program and the withdrawal of all funding."So yeah, the KGB was pretty weird.
Quote from: Cvalda on Feb 04, 2014, 08:22:06 PMHahaha. Oh, BANE.
Quote from: Rong on Feb 04, 2014, 08:23:53 PMLol it sounds like you just made that up while you were writing it.... It is the KGB though.