Reminds me of a time when I was blunt with a prospective employer. I had to fill out some job applications to collect unemployment benefits and one of the places called me for an interview. It was one of those rent-to-own vampires that prey on low-income families with high interest rates and overpriced products. I wasn't too wild about being charged with the task of knocking on someone's door just after dinner to repo their TV, so I tried to botch the interview.
The manager asked me what my idea of the perfect job would be and I responded with something like, "I want to sit on my ass all day long and rake in cash." The guy was so desperate for an employee that he made me an offer. Luckily, there was a message on my machine from another place with a much better job which I accepted.