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[DarthJoker45]

https://twitter.com/Forbes/status/1683833509616447488

[kwisatz]

https://twitter.com/euphoriaHBO/status/1686137982003126273

 

[DarthJoker45]

So uh..... anyone want to take a vacation in Central Florida?

https://twitter.com/WLOX/status/1686872521281294336

[SiL]

Getting leprosy to own the libs.

[Local Trouble]

Getting leprosy to own the libs.

They were owning us last month with malaria.

https://twitter.com/CBSMiami/status/1677397052743884810

[Immortan Jonesy]

https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1690063297507147776

[Local Trouble]

Is it too much to hope they're both such powerful fighters that they beat each other to death?

[[cancerblack]]

The bout to be formally crowned Anti-Christ tbh.

[SiL]

Is it too much to hope they're both such powerful fighters that they beat each other to death?

Musk is built like his flesh is trying to get away from him. Lizard Boy looks like the kind of guy to black out and wake up covered in blood - most of it not his own.

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔈𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔥 𝔓𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔯]

https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1690063297507147776

There's a colosseum in Malta that's not currently being used.


[Edit]

Just reading that article, Lizard Boy apparently has won medals in jiu-jitsu and is 13 years younger than Rocket Boy.

Rocket Boy apparently also might need back and neck surgery before the fight.

Money would probably be on Lizard Boy.

[DarthJoker45]

Speaking of Elon Musk

https://twitter.com/ConversationUS/status/1689744298898591744

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔈𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔥 𝔓𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔯]

The Man is falling apart...

[Ingwar]

Honestly, this fight is not gonna to happen, but if it did I would put money on Mark.

Lizard Boy with UFC middleweight champion Isreal Adesanya and UFC featherweight champion Alex Volkanovski.



https://talksport.com/sport/mma/1496674/mark-zuckerberg-elon-musk-fight-sparring-israel-adesanya/

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔈𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔥 𝔓𝔞𝔰𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔯]

Yeah, Rocket Boy is heaver, but with Brazilian jiu-jitsu, the bigger and heaver your opponent, the better.

[Ingwar]

Musk is 52, has no cardio, is overweight and doesn't train any martial arts. Mark is 39 and does BJJ (blue belt apparently) which means he's fit and has good cardio.



But as I said, it's not gonna happen unless we lived in an alternative reality.