Two things: one, I decided to make a new DeviantArt after deactivating over a year ago. Frankly, I wasn't a very pleasant member (not mean, but just annoying), and my "art" sucked. I feel like I've improved greatly, and I hope this attempt doesn't crash and burn.
Two, my cat is healthy. She wasn't having any bowel movements for over four days, and we were going to have to take her to the vet to figure out why she wasn't going and probably put her on more medication (she's already on prednisone for the rest of her life because her sinuses are constantly inflamed). I suggested giving her canned food along with her usual dry food, and a day later, she dropped a big stinky in the litter box.