What made you unhappy today? Part 1

[The Captain]

I know how you feel mate. Missus was really p***ed at me last week because whilst we were out for a walk I stopped to stroke a cat....
She soon cooled off though.

[Corporal Hicks]

Oh, it did. Quite quickly. I just let her burn out. I know how to handle her now but she still pisses me off when she gets like that. Women, ey?

[The Captain]

Yeah, can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em....

[ShadowPred]

Bust a Sean Connery on their asses!

[Corporal Hicks]

Well have figured out what the issue with my car was. Cracks in the pipe connected to cat converter. I only just replaced that a year ago but its outside warrenty now  Brightside is that we're just gonna weld up the cracks and it's only gonna cost me a pint (I love the best mate being a mechanic) but I've gotta wait 'till Saturday and my car sounds like a boy racer.

[PredalienXenomorph]

My thumb looks wierd...

[Space Sweeper]

Ugh.. trying to come up with a name for the comic.. any ideas would be interesting, and possibly plausable.

[MrBrokenTusks.]

I need more ps3 games, and don't have the money

[Vulhala]

I need more ps3 games, and don't have the money

Try these guys.

[Lie]

finding out i may be lactose intolerant. ): !!!!!!!!!!!!!

i love milk. WHY WOULD MY BODY DO THIS TO ME. T_T

Yep I know what your going through, I'm like semi-lactose intolerant I can drink milk... But not too much, it's something to do with your body not needing it as much or something. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTm6Ekub7I8

[Shasvre]

That my older brother admited to killing an elderly couple by smashing their heads in with a rock, dismembering their bodies and dumping them in a lake. He's going to court next week.

[Space Sweeper]

That my older brother admited to killing an elderly couple by smashing their heads in with a rock, dismembering their bodies and dumping them in a lake. He's going to court next week.

I-

I don't know if this is a harsh Dexter Morgan imitation failiure, or if this is actually-

What the fu-

[VEF214]

That my older brother admited to killing an elderly couple by smashing their heads in with a rock, dismembering their bodies and dumping them in a lake. He's going to court next week.

What the fu- x2

[Lie]

That my older brother admited to killing an elderly couple by smashing their heads in with a rock, dismembering their bodies and dumping them in a lake. He's going to court next week.

Well I wish him the best of luck and I think he should do a Insanity plea, that way you'd be able to vist him whenever you want.

[Shasvre]

I-

I don't know if this is a harsh Dexter Morgan imitation failiure, or if this is actually-

What the fu-

No, It's all true actually. He's been a suspect since 2007, but he didn't admit to it until today.