What made you unhappy today? Part 1

[Deathbearer]

one problem: We don't have stairs.

[DoomRulz]

My brother hit me with his metal bat.

Quite the household you're residing in

I'd love to. A few days ago he kept hitting me in the face with his fist. And I can't hit him back because he's only six. f**k!!!

Why all the fighting?

[Deathbearer]

My brother hit me with his metal bat.

Quite the household you're residing in

I'd love to. A few days ago he kept hitting me in the face with his fist. And I can't hit him back because he's only six. f**k!!!

Why all the fighting?

I may or may not have introduced him to Mortal Kombat at a delicate age...

[DoomRulz]

My brother hit me with his metal bat.

Quite the household you're residing in

I'd love to. A few days ago he kept hitting me in the face with his fist. And I can't hit him back because he's only six. f**k!!!

Why all the fighting?

I may or may not have introduced him to Mortal Kombat at a delicate age...

Hm, Joe Lieberman was right.

[B-Rad G]

I found some pubic hair in my Ice Cream today at Darry Queen.

[Carnal Calligraphy]

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Ugggh!!!

My mother in-law ( A very sweet woman ) found out that she has diabetes. The news devastated her, and we all feel terrible for her.

[Private Hudson]

My new 360 hasn't arrived, and I opened my old 360 to see why it wasn't working....The damn wires were melted, yes melted, together.

[CanadianHero67]

End War was not at Blockbuster because everybody else got it before I could. When ever a new game is in Blockbuster the vultures take all the copies in minutes.

[Deathbearer]

Getting my ass handed to me in Dead Rising because the stupid people I'm trying to save are standing around like morons and when I go back for them they get hit by my weapons.

[gameoverman]

^Do you arm them?  You can arm some of them with uzis and that pretty much keeps them safe.

Anyway, my 360 got the red ring of death again.

[Deathbearer]

I try arming them but no matter what they're too stupid to stay alive.

[Mr.X]

My brother hit me with his metal bat.

Quite the household you're residing in

I'd love to. A few days ago he kept hitting me in the face with his fist. And I can't hit him back because he's only six. f**k!!!

Why all the fighting?

I may or may not have introduced him to Mortal Kombat at a delicate age...

How old was he when you showed him.

[gameoverman]

I try arming them but no matter what they're too stupid to stay alive.

It's not easy especially with time limit but I try and clear the area of zombies then set waypoints for them to go to.  Takes alot of practice, I know, but I eventually rescued all of them.  It's funny, because afterwards they fight each other in the security room. 

[Deathbearer]

I got them a while ago so I'm going to get the "save 20 people' achievement.

And...he may have been four or five when I showed him Mortal Kombat. Now he wants to watch me play other violent games like Resident Evil 4, Dead Rising, and probably Dead Space and Left 4 Dead when I get them

[DoomRulz]

It.

SNOWED.