What made you unhappy today? Part 1

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Ive been doing homework nearly 4 hours straight now and im still not done.
Im tackling it by importance, and right now I want to know, anyone here know French?

[Space Sweeper]

Je ne sais pas merde, capitaine.

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Eh bien, c'était tout à fait utile. Merci 

[Lie]

Broke up with Patti (jackalope)

So sorry to hear that man, that on top of the loss of your friend I have no idea how you must be feeling... I just wish you all the best man.

Skyrim has frozen 3 times on me now... It's Fallout 3 all over again!

[AliceApocalypse]

Can someone please explain why men can't finish urinating before they flush the toilet?  Seriously, even at work when ever a man uses the ladies room they always leave a little behind, what gives   

[Vulhala]

Can someone please explain why men can't finish urinating before they flush the toilet?  Seriously, even at work when ever a man uses the ladies room they always leave a little behind, what gives   

It's a game. You have to get half way through and then flush and try to finish before the flush does. Accidents happen sometimes.

[Lie]

^ Joker!

Can someone please explain why men can't finish urinating before they flush the toilet?  Seriously, even at work when ever a man uses the ladies room they always leave a little behind, what gives   

Happens all the time, forgetting to shake before you flush.

[AvatarIII]

dude, who the hell has pee so dark you can notice a tiny amount in the toilet?

also, men will stop flushing mid pee, when women stop leaving toilet roll down the loo without flushing it away.

[scarhunter92]

Broke up with Patti (jackalope)

I'm sorry, brah.

[AliceApocalypse]

Can someone please explain why men can't finish urinating before they flush the toilet?  Seriously, even at work when ever a man uses the ladies room they always leave a little behind, what gives   

It's a game. You have to get half way through and then flush and try to finish before the flush does. Accidents happen sometimes.

Don't you guys play enough games with those things?

[chupacabras acheronsis]

never.

i play sniper with it.

[Lie]

dude, who the hell has pee so dark you can notice a tiny amount in the toilet?

[OmegaZilla]

Broke up with Patti (jackalope)

I'm incredibly sorry, man.

[Purebreedalien]

Broke up with Patti (jackalope)

Sorry to hear that, Uncanny.

On an unrelated note; parents going on and on at me about doing something with my life, I'm 17 and they expect me to know exactly what I want to do. I've already told them that they don't and they basically say that it's bullshit. I haven't the slightest idea of what I want to do.

[Shasvre]

On an unrelated note; parents going on and on at me about doing something with my life, I'm 17 and they expect me to know exactly what I want to do. I've already told them that they don't and they basically say that it's bullshit. I haven't the slightest idea of what I want to do.

Get cancer, become a merc.