What to Do: The Hoe Upstairs

[The Runner]

Dude, I would be getting so hard if I heard this chick getting pounded upstairs.

Dude, NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

If you go up there, and try to bang her, her hole is going to be so loose your going to get dragged in.

[Master Chief]

Quiet! You know nothing of the holiest of holes, virgin.

[The Runner]

Soon.....
Soon........



Also you cybernetic super solider you're too busy fighting the covenant and flood to get ya some.

[Space Sweeper]

Soon.....
Soon........

You can't be sure of that.

...Unless.....

[The Runner]

My room mate is going to get me laid from his girlfriends best friend

She said she wants to f*** me ))))))))

[walker31]

Just noticed this thread. 

Sir, what you have described is not a "problem".  This what we here call an opportunity.  Go introduce yourself, and live without regrets!!  Of all the things to complain about.....THIS ISN'T ONE OF THEM!!

Where is this place?  I'll go talk to this poor girl.....take one for the team 

[PVTDukeMorrison]

Get in on that.

[The Runner]

Well, it turned out one of the nights....it was my fraternity brother.

[THE CITY HUNTER]

Just go to her room flirt with her and before she bangs you grab her neck and whisper make anymore noise then i will make you bleed ,make you bleed real good you got that!i don't care who you are in the world out here i will male you bleed and leave you out here to dry while saying that give her a psychotic smile and a psychotic face (carry a knife for double the effects) or you could go to her room knock the door and ask her politely and tell her to keep it down or go to the next day and tell her next time you bang someone keep it down i don't know i am not an expert at this i live in a all boys boarding school and NO there are no people above me banging each other.

Well, it turned out one of the nights....it was my fraternity brother.

Oh that is so awkward i would go there and drag him outside and tell him not do that ever again oh by the way what are you studying in college.

It would be hilarious if the banging he hears is the sound of the meat cleaver tearing through the flesh of her victims and the moaning, nothing more than  her orgasmic ecstasy from the slaughter. Sooner or later all of that blood will eventually soak through the ceiling.

The movie teeth?(i have heard about it never seen it)

[MrSpaceJockey]

You are terrible people.

[RagingDragon]

You are terrible people.

Certainly!

But that Mac/Predator advice was pretty entertaining in the earnest manner in which it was delivered.

Bumping because I would love an update on that hoe upstairs.

[The Runner]

She got a "boyfriend" at the end of the school year but they live five hours apart. My best calculations is that she is enjoying her summer through a certain eight letter c word that ends with g.

[PVTDukeMorrison]

She got a "boyfriend" at the end of the school year but they live five hours apart. My best calculations is that she is enjoying her summer through a certain eight letter c word that ends with g.

You get it in yet?

[The Runner]

Why do you want my croch to look like a blistering flood combat form

[PVTDukeMorrison]

a kills a kill brobeans