I just had the talk with my boss and he's okay with me taking whatever time I need, which frees me up to get a test sooner rather than later. Of course, if it turns out that I'm not infected after telling him that I'm experiencing "covid symptoms," I'm going to look like an asshole. So either way I feel like I'm f**ked.
Most recent symptom was waking up last night with my heart racing for no reason.