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[DoomRulz]

http://www.cbc.ca/strombo/world/rip-abortion-rights-crusader-dr-henry-morgentaler.html

Canadian abortion crusader Dr. Henry Morgentaler died today

[AliceApocalypse]

Space Rats! 

http://news.discovery.com/space/alien-life-exoplanets/mars-is-infested-with-pareidolia-rats-130529.htm#mkcpgn=fbsci1

It was exciting for the first few seconds anyway 

[Xenomorphine]

http://www.scotsman.com/news/health/scots-scientists-to-trial-synthetic-human-blood-1-2948081

[Blacklabel]

Vampires around the world, rejoice.

[Cvalda]

Russians find mammoth carcass with liquid blood

MOSCOW (AP) — A perfectly preserved woolly mammoth carcass with liquid blood has been found on a remote Arctic island, fueling hopes of cloning the Ice Age animal, Russian scientists said Thursday.

The carcass was in such good shape because its lower part was stuck in pure ice, said Semyon Grigoryev, the head of the Mammoth Museum, who led the expedition into the Lyakhovsky Islands off the Siberian coast

[Blacklabel]

Now if we only could find the same for Sabretooth tigers

and that "chickensaurus" project needs to move forward

[Bat Chain Puller]

The carcass was in such good shape because its lower part was stuck in pure ice

Know what that means?

Spoiler

Mammoth nuts in perfect hibernation!

Here comes the mammoth Sperm! Supplies are limited! Act fast!

[close]

[Cvalda]

It's a female

[Bat Chain Puller]

It's a female

Even better. Frozen embryos ready for fertilization!

[Cvalda]

Have you seen the photo?

[Bat Chain Puller]

No I haven't. Not much there is there? Not enough for an adult male elephant to knock boots with at any rate.

I guess it's up to the big brains now.

Spoiler

[close]

[SM]

Know what that means?

?

[Bat Chain Puller]

[Aspie]

dafuq.

[Cal427eb]

dafuq.

kill that f**ker.