Jurassic Park Series

[Blacklabel]

Not even the boat with a magically killed crew crashing into the dock with no explanation ever given?

Because... T-Rex is the new Dracula.

[Space Sweeper]

I'll always love the Lost World, faults and all. Jurassic Park III on the other hand can go jump off a f**king cliff.

Damn right.

My fellow african american friends.

[TJ Doc]

Hey, that Spinosaurus vs. T-Rex was badass and them pterodactyls were awesome!

Yep, it's got some great set-pieces. William H. Macy and Tea Leoni were another bonus.

[Alien³]

Camping on the cliff edge is not stupid.

In no conceivable scenario would camping on the edge of a perilously steep cliff EVER not be stupid.

Dieter Stark needed a shit so bad he didn't notice Carter was listening to music.

LOL.

TLW's only really stupid scene is the gymnastic scene. Other than that it's a great sequel.

Not even the boat with a magically killed crew crashing into the dock with no explanation ever given?

The Tyrannosaurus woke up and ate the crew and was in the cargo hold at the time a dying man pressed the button to seal it in there. The hand on the wheel is really the only mystery because the bridge looks intacted, however we do see one side of the bridge. The T-Rex could have smashed it's head through the wall.

I'm currently watching a nature documentary and the crew are filming Polar bears from fifty metres away saying "if she charges we're dead." camping on a cliff top not so unlikely. Also remember the Tyrannosaurs had to push it there, it wasn't like they had driven the trailer over the cliff.

[Cvalda]

The Tyrannosaurus woke up and ate the crew and was in the cargo hold at the time a dying man pressed the button to seal it in there. The hand on the wheel is really the only mystery because the bridge looks intacted, however we do see one side of the bridge. The T-Rex could have smashed it's head through the wall.

[Alien³]

The Tyrannosaurus woke up and ate the crew and was in the cargo hold at the time a dying man pressed the button to seal it in there. The hand on the wheel is really the only mystery because the bridge looks intacted, however we do see one side of the bridge. The T-Rex could have smashed it's head through the wall.

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You now understand. sorry meant you don't see one side of the bridge. Typing on my phone sorry.

[Shasvre]

Actually, Velociraptors ate the crew, but they cut that from the movie.

[Cvalda]

Actually, Velociraptors ate the crew, but they cut that from the movie.

...and then jumped overboard, I guess

[Alien³]

I've never understood the confusion surrounding the boat. It's all spelt out on screen.

[Shasvre]

...and then jumped overboard, I guess

There was supposed to be a scene of a raptor sneaking off the ship after it crashed into the harbour, but they cut that as well.

[DoomRulz]

How the hell would they know Tyrannosaurs are apparently vengeful to kidnappings? How could anyone know this?

It was a territory thing. Since their kid was kidnapped, they felt they had to expand their territory. Burke says as much after Ian and friends are rescued.

William H. Macy and Tea Leoni were another bonus.

Their dialogue was cringe-worthy. What the hell is this, marriage counseling on an island with dinosaurs? Pfft.

Dieter Stark needed a shit so bad he didn't notice Carter was listening to music.

Actually he needed to pee

Everyone loves the original despite its stupid moments. Tim not helping Ellie grab the shotgun for example.

Or Lex turning on the flashlight because apparently, being a 40 ft long, 18 ft tall carnivore doesn't make you visible enough when you're only what, 20 feet away from whatever is looking at you?

[Blacklabel]

Actually, Velociraptors ate the crew, but they cut that from the movie.

That would have made more sense and added more tension to the films climax... Why Spielberg.. why

[Alien³]

Actually, Velociraptors ate the crew, but they cut that from the movie.

That would have made more sense and added more tension to the films climax... Why Spielberg.. why

Because the T-Rex is cooler. Yes Spielberg...Yes!

[TJ Doc]

William H. Macy and Tea Leoni were another bonus.

Their dialogue was cringe-worthy. What the hell is this, marriage counseling on an island with dinosaurs? Pfft.

Their marital issues weren't a major plot point, and they had good chemistry.

It was fine.

[Cvalda]

Because the T-Rex is cooler. Yes Spielberg...Yes!

Yes! Having the T-Rex single-handedly and mysteriously take out everyone on the boat is cooler... therefore, we won't show any of it!

Wait, what?

Their marital issues weren't a major plot point, and they had good chemistry.

No one has good chemistry with Tea Leoni. David Duchovny didn't have good chemistry with Tea Leoni and he's a goddamned sex addict. Hell, I bet Tea Leoni doesn't even have good chemistry with herself.