Just Talk. Part 1

[RazorSlash]

Yes. 

I love you.

[SpaceMarines]

Yes. 

Just don't ask SpaceMarines for them,

Spoiler

I am the one who makes the sliders.

[close]

[Space Sweeper]

Yes. 

Just don't ask SpaceMarines for them,

Spoiler

I am the one who makes the sliders.

[close]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmNU8blUwms#ws

[Aspie]

Yes. 

Just don't ask SpaceMarines for them,

Spoiler

I am the one who makes the sliders.

[close]

But I was told that SpaceMarines sliders taste better

[RazorSlash]

Yes. 

Just don't ask SpaceMarines for them,

Spoiler

I am the one who makes the sliders.

[close]

But I was told that SpaceMarines sliders taste better

YOU FOOL, YOU'LL MAKE SWEEPS KILL US ALL

DON"T MAKE THIS A REPEAT OF THE GREAT SLIDER WAR OF 2001

So much blood..
S-So..much blood..

[Aspie]

NightmareAsylum said Spacemarines had the better tasting sliders.

[RazorSlash]

NightmareAsylum said Spacemarines had the better tasting sliders.

DAMNIT, ASPIE, HE'LL KILL NIGHTMARE ASY-
Wait...isn't he my arch nemesis for now...

...YES, NIGHTMARE ASYLUM IS SAYING SUCH THINGS.
SO MUCH THINGS.

[SpaceMarines]

Yes. 

Just don't ask SpaceMarines for them,

Spoiler

I am the one who makes the sliders.

[close]

But I was told that SpaceMarines sliders taste better

That's right.

So much better.

So much... juicier.

[Space Sweeper]

Yes. 

Just don't ask SpaceMarines for them,

Spoiler

I am the one who makes the sliders.

[close]

But I was told that SpaceMarines sliders taste better

Then I'm afraid I must inform you: what you've been told is wrong.  My Sweeper Sliders are a burger unbeat. It is the purest, most chemically and tastefully sound product on the market, anywhere. 99.1% pure beef, to be exact. Real Canadian bacon. Pure orange cheddar. What you're buying from this... chump SpaceMarines? It's not even on the same chart. It's grade school t-ball versus the New York Yankees. His is just some tepid off-brand generic cola. What I'm making is Classic Coke.

[RazorSlash]

Yes. 

Just don't ask SpaceMarines for them,

Spoiler

I am the one who makes the sliders.

[close]

But I was told that SpaceMarines sliders taste better

Then I'm afraid I must inform you: what you've been told is wrong.  My Sweeper Sliders are a burger unbeat. It is the purest, most chemically and tastefully sound product on the market, anywhere. 99.1% pure beef, to be exact. Real Canadian bacon. Pure orange cheddar. What you're buying from this... chump SpaceMarines? It's not even on the same chart. It's grade school t-ball versus the New York Yankees. His is just some tepid off-brand generic cola. What I'm making is Classic Coke.

Mr. Sweeper, Mr. Sweeper! How do you respond to the accusations of cocaine being inserted into your sliders to cause consumers to want more?

[Space Sweeper]

Yes. 

Just don't ask SpaceMarines for them,

Spoiler

I am the one who makes the sliders.

[close]

But I was told that SpaceMarines sliders taste better

Then I'm afraid I must inform you: what you've been told is wrong.  My Sweeper Sliders are a burger unbeat. It is the purest, most chemically and tastefully sound product on the market, anywhere. 99.1% pure beef, to be exact. Real Canadian bacon. Pure orange cheddar. What you're buying from this... chump SpaceMarines? It's not even on the same chart. It's grade school t-ball versus the New York Yankees. His is just some tepid off-brand generic cola. What I'm making is Classic Coke.

Mr. Sweeper, Mr. Sweeper! How do you respond to the accusations of cocaine being inserted into your sliders to cause consumers to want more?

Heh.

I need to respond to that? My customers know what brings them back to Sweeper Sliders. It's on the package. And if they find it hard to believe that, it's in their mouths. My customers know what they want, and we provide.

[SpaceMarines]

Dude, what I'm makin', it's f**kin' thrilla Vanilla Coca-Cola. It's f**kin' killa.

You, what you're making, yeah, sure, it's pretty damn good. It's the Classic, man, afterall.

But, me, what I got, it's more... refined. It's a bit more, elegant, if you will. For those who want something more than the run of the mill.

[RazorSlash]

My customers know what brings them back to Sweeper Sliders. It's on the package.

"INGREDIENTS: Beef, Cheese, Cocaine, Wheat..."

[Aspie]

Yes. 

Just don't ask SpaceMarines for them,

Spoiler

I am the one who makes the sliders.

[close]

But I was told that SpaceMarines sliders taste better

Then I'm afraid I must inform you: what you've been told is wrong.  My Sweeper Sliders are a burger unbeat. It is the purest, most chemically and tastefully sound product on the market, anywhere. 99.1% pure beef, to be exact. Real Canadian bacon. Pure orange cheddar. What you're buying from this... chump SpaceMarines? It's not even on the same chart. It's grade school t-ball versus the New York Yankees. His is just some tepid off-brand generic cola. What I'm making is Classic Coke.

According to SpaceMarines, the Yankees got swept in the playoffs this year. I don't know what that means, but...

[SpaceMarines]

Okay, Aspie, now you're just trying to instigate shit, probably to make us forget how much you suck.

But you can't make us forget.

There are a few constants in this universe; c is the speed limit, thermodynamics can't be broken, and Apsie will forever suck.