The AvPGalaxy Quotes Thread

[SpaceMarines]

"Rommel.. you magnificent bastard, I READ YOUR BOOK!"
Luke says:
Well, I'm off. Talk to you another time. 
Asha says:
{Passes out masks}
Rishon says:
VIMMY!!
Paschenda- oh, wait.
Jack says:
I read YOUR BOOK!
I learned TO COOK!
Over there, LET'S LOOK!
And so forth...
 
  Luke has left the conversation.
 
Rishon says:
"I live in A NOOK!"
Asha says:
i wish i knew you guys in real life we can start to vandilise things tomarow 
Jack says:
Uh...
No thank you.
Asha says:
not even with a sharpy?
Jack says:
Nixon's a CROOK!
Rishon says:
"With Captain HOOK!"
Asha says:
both of you shut it
Jack says:
What the FOOK!
Rishon says:
During coitus I SHOOK!
Jack says:
XD
Rishon says:
xD

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

XD

[Space Sweeper]

Ecks dee.

[SpaceMarines]

shobi says:
Yea you jack
I would do you Jack

[Vulhala]

Where does all this funkyzeit take place? Sounds like a lot of fun 

[SpaceMarines]

MSN.

[Vulhala]

Room for one more?

[SpaceMarines]

Room for one more?

[Space Sweeper]

ultimateduck569@hotmail.com

Do it nao.

[Vulhala]

I'm installing now 

EDIT: Invite sent.

[First Blood]

I'm installing now 

EDIT: Invite sent.

Yeeeees. Join the madness...

*rubs hands together*

[Space Sweeper]

First Blood: Sweeps, how are ya!
Space Sweeper: Dirty and filthy as Yesterday
Space Sweeper: Except this time I think I have herpes.
First Blood: Oh, wonderful. How did you accomplish that?! 
Space Sweeper: (In Jeff Goldblum/Ellen DeGeneres voice) Well, there was something called a bed-bus.
Aaand um, well, I was interested.
Space Sweeper: Aaaaand, well, I thought it'd be fun to, well, uh, try something new.
First Blood: Hehe.   
Space Sweeper: Aaaand uh, well, I, I was raped.
(Matter-of-factly)
Space Sweeper: Molested, JUST that, just BAM! He-he-he.
Aaaand well, now, I am here. With herpes.
And UH yeah.
First Blood: Molested. Oh gawd, repent now! 
Space Sweeper: ...
Space Sweeper: We've got a lot of great talent on the show tonight- uh, ALICIA KEYS, we have UH-LICIA KEYS here tonight! *Audience roar* I know, I uh, thought so too! He-he!
*Dancing*
First Blood: I uhhh see. She's uhhh very beautiful. I am uhh cleary alarmed here. Te-hee.
Space Sweeper: LOL

[SpaceMarines]

The bed bus!

shobi says:
Its cool, we all wanna bone in Jacks mind.

[Nope]

Soooo many ways that can be taken. 

Space Sweeper: I know you told me to clean up, but I couldn't help but blow my load on your cerebral cortex.

[Vulhala]

I'll be with you shortly guy. I'm installing messenger but my laptop is slower than George Bush.