OBJECTIFICATION THREAD: The Female Body

[Brother]

This calls for an intervention.

[Space Sweeper]

Hey.
Hey.
No.

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My new signature is delicious.

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[Xhan]

If by delicious you mean creepy obsessed stalker, then yes.

[Nobody]

Therapy is that way ->.

That's the castration room

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[SM]

Yeah here are some pictures of her. Her mother is French-American, and her father is Chinese-Filipino.

How proud they must be.

[DoomRulz]

They're just pictures.

[Space Sweeper]

They're just pictures.

Which pictures are you referring to?

[DoomRulz]

http://www2.vietbao.vn/images/vi3/giai_tri/30205720_leah14119.jpg

http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/53/81/Leah_Dizon_Black_Lingerie_4.0.0.0x0.432x654.jpeghttp://farm3.static.flickr.com/2143/1497864128_1feda56a4c.jpg

http://n2.cdn.spikedhumor.com/1/267000/73598_leahdizon19_1_vw.jpg

These.

[Space Sweeper]

If by delicious you mean creepy obsessed stalker, then yes.

Wow. That's harsh.
I think there is a difference, a line, between "creepy obsessed stalker" and "fan".

[Ratchetcomand]

These.

She is just hot, and some more images of her:







Too bad some Japanese guy knock her up now and she is a mom

[Space Sweeper]

Too bad some Japanese guy knock her up now and she is a Mom MILF

Fix'd

[Nobody]

I think it's time Space Sweeper should evolve in his chain of Monstrosity... By getting someone to beat it off for him.  Would be great therapy too 

[Space Sweeper]

I think it's time Space Sweeper should evolve in his chain of Monstrosity... By getting someone to beat it off for him.  Would be great therapy too  

Who are you? Get away from me! I was a good person once! *Searches about 65 pages back*
You! You turned me into a monster! Stupid fat Hobbit! I sees him.. he stares at it when master is not looking and then blames it on poor Space Swee- *collapses*.

[Nobody]

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[Space Sweeper]

*Wakes up from the smell of flames, and quickly beats it off*

Oh! Oh, Jesus Christ.. is everybody okay? Oh my god that was frightening..
Hey, where am I?

(Two days later at the Office of Psychology)

Psychologist: Where was the last place you remember being, Space Sweeper?

Space Sweeper: I.. I.. well, it's the funniest thing: the last thing I remember was actually being about 65 pages back.. And that's about all I can remember.
Oh! And when I woke up I suddenly had the urge for Oreos..

Psychologist: Oreos?

Space Sweeper: Heh, yeah, it's the strangest thing, I know..

(Long Pause)

Psychologist: We still have about 45 minutes left..

Space Sweeper: ...Wanna go get hammered?

Psychologist: Sure, I don't see why not.