Egg on Sulaco

[whiterabbit]

One of my personal theories is that it was a last resort egg.

Mystery solved! 

All this time. So many pages. How could we never have thought of this?

So kind of like a smart bomb? Actually this would make sense. When Ripley used the power loader to grab the queen by the neck she surely could have farted out an egg from it's safe keeping spot. Of which it would be logical to conclude that the egg may have bounced around a bit before grabbing on to the support beam.

Although it'd be funnier as hell if the egg was laying on it's side when the airlock was opened and as it started to get sucked out it's tendrils reached out and grabbed onto the support. Slowly pulling itself close enough to give in a little hug. Just like Newt did to Bishop. Oh so Kawaii!

Nah make it's lips grab onto the support beam before attaching it's bottom upside down with that good ole alien jelly.

Also I'm not against giving the egg some teeth.... maybe even have the facehugger grab the beam and have it's tail holding onto it's house to save it from being sucked out the airlock.

Alright I'm done.

[The Old One]

I hate you.

[whiterabbit]

The hate was earned at "safe keeping spot" wasn't it? After that it was all free flow down hill Anakin Skywalker into Dart Vader wasn't it.

[Vermillion]

[OpenMaw]

You secure that shit Vermillion.

Alright people, for real, assholes and elbows, how did that egg get on the Sulaco?

Levitation? Scientology? WHAT ARE THE ANSWERS? Was this script written by David Lindelof?

[The Old One]

I already solved it. (:

[whiterabbit]

Alright people, for real, assholes and elbows, how did that egg get on the Sulaco?

Spock says, "An ancestor of mine maintained that if you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the solution."

Therefor Spock concludes, Bishop done it.

[OpenMaw]

Maybe it was Spock who done it.

[Huggs]

You secure that shit Vermillion.

Alright people, for real, assholes and elbows, how did that egg get on the Sulaco?

Levitation? Scientology? WHAT ARE THE ANSWERS? Was this script written by David Lindelof?

I don't have much time. The rescue mission was just a diversion! The Marines, The lost Signal, All of it! It was never about the colony. Even Burke didn't know. Ripley and the Marines were just a God***mned distraction. The company got what they wanted anyway. We were so wrong. Oh God, I'm losing signal. There was more than one, and it was with them all the way! Priority 1 was to ensure......(static)....managed to lure....(static)....but Ripley elmin.....(static)....till survived....(static).....viable specimens.....(static).....crew eliminated..........(signal lost).......

[whiterabbit]

Well I'm sure he did it to save some humpback whales. It wouldn't surprise me if the whales are the true gods.


The Enterprise finding David's aliens would make a damn good movie. Watching Spock contemplate the creature that would make such an evil who then made an even more evil creature that made an evil AI that then made an evil biomechanical terror. Then find out it was all Kirk's fault for f**king aliens without thinking twice. The black goo is captain kirk's contribution to space herpes.

[The Old One]

Maybe it was Spock who done it.

https://youtu.be/dD2UE0tJ66Y?t=24m

If it doesn't start at 24 mins it's due to mobile posting.

[OpenMaw]

Maybe it was Spock who done it.

https://youtu.be/dD2UE0tJ66Y#t=24.00

If it doesn't start at 24 mins it's due to mobile posting.

https://youtu.be/D4csBsYFy-g?t=2s

[PredBabe]

These last six or so pages have me laughing.

Right, gonna go back to being like Brett and mentally agreeing with random posts in this thread.

[whiterabbit]

Wanna get some beers?

[OpenMaw]

Wanna get some beers?

Right.