During my senior year of high school, I walked into the bathroom to find a person purposefully urinating on the floor and giggling madly to himself about it. I proceeded to tell him to stop. He proceeded to curse loudly at me and push me into the bathroom wall. This ingnorant tit then screamed straight in my face. I had had a bad day, and so I tore into him. Beat him to a pulp right there in the bathroom. Got suspended for a week, but it was worth it. He never looked me in the eyes again.
