Southern drawl? Your used to reading things that aren't there, I see, because I made no such joke. I'm not being overly sensitive, your claiming others won't understand your experience because it was personal. True, we can't feel what you felt exactly, but that doesn't mean the content of the story is beyond us.
You asked a question, opened a book, and saw something that sort of looked like an answer. Well done. It's still flimsy reasoning that can't stand up to questioning, which is why you can't defend it with any intellectual honesty.