"Here at Gordon's, we take colon health very seriously. That's why we've revamped our manufacturing process to now include 17 times the FDA recommended daily requirement of dietary fiber in each of our seafood products. That's right, just one fish stick now has the power to totally clean you out. Just ask Charlie"
"I was constipated for days, until the sample lady recommended I try the new Gordon's Seafood special. And look at me now. Thanks Gordon's!
"You're welcome Charlie. There you have it folks. The proof is in the pooper. So head on down to your local grocery store to experience our new and improved All Organic Ultra Clean Seafood products today!"