Started by SiL, Mar 25, 2010, 12:48:07 PM
Quote from: SiL on Mar 26, 2010, 01:51:50 AMQuote from: SpaceMarines on Mar 26, 2010, 01:49:51 AMI was busy turning into a penguinYou are a man after my own heart.Stay back. It's mine. You can't have it.
Quote from: SpaceMarines on Mar 26, 2010, 01:49:51 AMI was busy turning into a penguin
QuoteSo far all I've come up with is Lego and computer generated backgrounds, with photos of the actors' heads stuck over the Lego heads in post-production.
QuoteSean Pertwee opens the door to the upstairs bedroom (If you haven't seen COMMANDO then that's going to sound weirder than it is)
QuoteFADE IN: EXT. AIRPORT RUNWAY - DAY As the CREDITS ROLL we watch a PLANE coming in to land. Everything is calm and peaceful, a regular plane performing a regular landing on a regular day. Until suddenly the ENGINES BURST INTO FLAMES! The plane drops like a rock, its wings EXPLODING spectacularly, SMOKE and FLAME billowing from the side of the plane's body. AND THEN IT CRASHES into the runway, a fireball the likes of which has NEVER BEEN CAPTURED ON FILM rolling up into the once-serene sky. The plane is no more than a charred, burning wreck. Surely no-one could have survived. EXT. WRECKAGE - DAY Still alight with fire. Atop the remains of the plane a piece of warped metal begins to HEAVE, finally falling away to reveal the man. The myth. The legend. SEAN PERTWEE. In one hand he carries a bouquet of flowers, undamaged; in the other a stuffed bear, similarly unmolested by the horrifying crash that undoubtedly killed every single other person aboard. Pertwee surveys his surroundings, then begins to walk down the hill of flaming wreckage, the fire parting red sea like. CUE BITCHIN' 80S MUSIC ALIEN 6 RETURN HARD