The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

You! What would you like to die from?
My M-16 assault rifle? My Famas? My RPG? My Thumper? My M9? Or My Mini-uzi?

[OmegaZilla]

The battle for AVPgalaxy has just begun.

*Performs Omnibitchslap on Acheronsis sending him straight to the wall*

[Hive Tyrant]

*descends with hordes of Tyranids*

[OmegaZilla]

Which side are you on?

[Hive Tyrant]

The highest bidder's.

[Space Sweeper]

The highest bidder's.

What a SpaceMarines thing to say!

[Purebreedalien]

*Charges*

[Hive Tyrant]

*retaliates with aerial support*

[Purebreedalien]

Hey! I'm charging toward Chupa! Not you!

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Fires RPG at Chtpa's face

[Hive Tyrant]

Hey! I'm charging toward Chupa! Not you!

Oh... okay. In that case, I'll redirect those flying gargoyle things to chupa. Sounds good?

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

Yes very good! We all have to weaken him so i can kill him with my thumper!
*Pulls out thumper*
This thing. Seem familiar?

[chupacabras acheronsis]

*gone for lunch*

[OmegaZilla]

*Reaches Acheronsis and throws his lunch on his face*

[Cap. Fitzgerald]

*Fires M-16 at full auto*
Come on! We need to copy the events in Terminator 2!
OZ FREEZE HIM!