The Pillowfighting Thread (Random Text Battles, Very Fun!)

[DARIAS93]

*Pulls out a rocket launcher and fires it at Chupacabras' body*

[Predator Queen]

{ Watches all the fights in amusement and eats out of a bag of popcorn}

[Puks]

*thinks to himself*

This thread is retarded.

[DARIAS93]

{ Watches all the fights in amusement and eats out of a bag of popcorn}

*Swiftly takes Predator Queen's bag of popcorn and throws it to the ground in a very direspectful way*

[TheMonolith]

Oh that does it Leon! Nobody wastes popcorn in front of me!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2H1E02iMHg

[DARIAS93]

*Manages to survive the nuclear explosion by getting a refrigerator*

Haha! Sucker!

[Predator Queen]

{Kicks over Leon S. Kennedy refrigerator but not before sticking a rabid cat in it}

[chupacabras acheronsis]

*melts back into shape lilke a T-1000*

Nice try... Jack.

[DARIAS93]

{Kicks over Leon S. Kennedy refrigerator but not before sticking a rabid cat in it}

*Gets hold of the rabid cat and kills it with his Beretta 90two*

*melts back into shape lilke a T-1000*

Nice try... Jack.

*Throws a pile of liquid nitrogen to Chupacabras and he turns into ice*

Hasta la vista... Baby!

*Fires the Beretta at the frozen Chupacabras, breaking him into a million pieces*

[chupacabras acheronsis]

*melts into reflextive goo again and covers leon completely like Neo in matrix*

[xxxBIOHAZARDxxx]

 

This thread is retarded.

[TheMonolith]

Well what were we supposed to make? The Drinking Tea and Crumpets Thread?
We have to embrace our immaturity.

[DARIAS93]

*melts into reflextive goo again and covers leon completely like Neo in matrix*

*Manages to pull out the flamethrower and torches Chupacabras' entire goo body*

[Solace]

I don't waste my tea,so I have enough to put out your flames. 

[OmegaZilla]

*thinks to himself*

This thread is retarded.

O why, thank you!
*Chops Puks to pieces*