Prometheus was just an epic mess. An absurd plot filled with poorly rehashed sci-fi elements (Asking your creator for immortality at a Pyramid.
Blade Runner, anyone?) and horrendous writing. Lindelof clearly has a thing for throwing huge mystery after mystery at the audience while even he probably doesn't have a logical explanation for any of them. "Maybe it's this? Or maybe it's this!" Really...?
I've been hearing some say pretentious bullshit like "If you didn't like the film, perhaps it was just too complex and cerebral for you." There's nothing intelligent about countless nonsensical things in the movie JUST to create a sense of mystery. Why must a member of this super advanced race sacrifice himself to seed a planet? What was the purpose of the engineers teaching ancient cultures the location of a bio-weapons installation that would be used to wipe them out? Why must an ANDROID spend two years learning ancient languages? He couldn't just download that? Why was the Engineer atmosphere processor built out of stone? Why did David infect Holloway? What was happening to Holloway? What was the purpose of the 'Hammerpede' entering the mouth of that Biologist other than to just be a nod to Kane's demise? What was happening to Fifield? Why did no one seemingly notice after Shaw gave birth to the creature? Why did Weyland need to hide his presence? I could go on for a while here... You could ask question after question about the countless illogical occurrences in the movie, but they'd all just boil down to endless speculation of events that were simply meant to move the terrible plot forward.
I cringed at all the religious (and seemingly Christian) undertones, exactly what Lindelof used to ruin
Lost in many's eyes. Shaw as an intelligent scientist clinging to her cross representing the teachings of the bible being disproven before her eyes was hardly believable. And all the lines such as: "They died about 2000 years ago." "After all this you still believe don't you?" "And who created them?" "You can pay me on the other side." It was all immensely ridiculous. You mean to tell me the idea of pyramid-building Predators is far-fetched but maybe Jesus was an Engineer?
Almost none of the characters were likable or interesting, and most of the dialogue was average at best. The cast was bloated with too many characters just there to be fodder.
The thing that bothered me the most though... if you're going to make a movie in the Alien franchise, then make an Alien movie (or an AVP one
). This should have distanced itself more from Alien if they wanted to go the route that they did. I was actually kinda surprised how much in common this film had with
AVP; a team of scientists with the head of Weyland Industries go to an ancient pyramid created by the "gods" that our ancient cultures worshiped, which turns out to be a death trap. Even the ending was EXACTLY the same! I find it amusing how Lindelof is all "Mr. Scott didn't take the AVP movies into account, he hasn't seen them." when the basic plot is very much the same with additional sub-plots (that go nowhere) thrown in.
Say what you will about the AVP movies, but they knew exactly what they were trying to be.
Prometheus had no idea what it was trying to be, there was no focus to any of it.
I'm curious as to what John Spathis' draft of a more direct prequel was before Lindelof came in and vomited his nonsense ideas all over it, but considering Spaihts' only previous work was the poorly reviewed "The Darkest Hour" perhaps it wouldn't have been much better anyway.
On a slightly positive note here, the visuals were jaw-droppingly good. Probably the best looking movie with that bad of a script I've ever seen. The 3D, visual effects, and the sets were very well done. The creatures, while somewhat interesting, were nowhere near the level of the designs found in the Alien films.
Terrible disappointment. 5/10 for the visuals and production design only.
Movie got me butthurt. It was insulting to me as an Alien fan in the same way that
Star Trek (2009) was insulting to many Trek fans. I wanted an Alien prequel... I don't even know what I got.