What made you unhappy today?

[FiorinaFury161]

Glad to hear it wasn't bad news right from the get-go. Hang tough man, the day will come when you will actually be on the other side of all this. And hey, if nothing else, you're in for a crap-load of lollipops. 

Thank you Huggs.

[Whiskeybrewer]

Glad its all moving ahead and its not a shitstorm from the get go.

The colonoscopy wont be too bad

[Local Trouble]

Got back from my PCP, the news is

Spoiler

Good but not good. I have to go to three specialists; gastroenterologist for a colonoscopy due to extreme family history and current symptoms, dermatologist for an I&D, and... a neurologist for a brain scan and other neurological tests.

[close]

Joy.

If they pump you full of demerol and versed, the colonoscopy should be a cakewalk.  You shouldn't even remember anything besides a pleasant euphoria after getting shot full of the demerol, then coming to after the procedure and farting more than the Blazing Saddles campfire scene.

I should know, since I've had three of them.  The only time it sucked was during the peak of my opioid addiction and my tolerance was too high for the demerol to have any effect, so it felt like they were shoving a baseball bat up into stomach through my asspipe.

[HuDaFuK]

I'm not sure to what degree that post was intended to be humorous, but I hope it amused Fury as much as it did me

Once again, all the best to you, Fury. Glad the news was at least partly good.

And, Local... My belated sympathies to your ass.

[Local Trouble]

My ass thanks you. 

[Huggs]

And, Local... My belated sympathies to your ass.

We'd send flowers, but it might be allergic. 

it felt like they were shoving a baseball bat up into stomach through my asspipe.

Being doctors, you'd think they'd use golf clubs?   

[KiramidHead]

My ass thanks you. 

[Local Trouble]

The preparation is pretty fun too.  They give you a solution to drink the day before that makes you shit your brains out.  Kinda like this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-clNQLj1NA

Be sure to clear your schedule that day.

[Whiskeybrewer]

The preparation is pretty fun too.  They give you a solution to drink the day before that makes you shit your brains out.  Kinda like this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-clNQLj1NA

Be sure to clear your schedule that day.

Brings back memories lol

[HuDaFuK]

I tried so hard to find a gif of the "THERE IS ALWAYS TIME FOR LUBRICANT!" line from Evolution to insert (no pun intended) into this conversation, but the internet let me down

[Corporal Hicks]

I've not watched that film in ages. Always loved Evolution!! 

[HuDaFuK]

Yeah, it's class. Love the creature designs in it.

[Huggs]

My folks hollered at me and said they are getting ready to have one of the little ones put down. She's been our baby girl for 15 years. I just can't imagine what life is going to be like without her. I can't believe I actually a going to dig this particular hole. I feel like I'm in the twighlight zone. It's storming like crazy outside. I gotta go say goodbye now. I don't even know why I'm typing this on my way out the door. Hell of a Sunday.

[Wysps]

Oh no  Huggs I'm so sorry to hear that.  The loss of a pet is just...such a life changing event.  It's so unjust that they don't live long enough.  I wish you much strength as you edure through this.  Was it something you were expecting or completely unexpected?

[KiramidHead]

I tried so hard to find a gif of the "THERE IS ALWAYS TIME FOR LUBRICANT!" line from Evolution to insert (no pun intended) into this conversation, but the internet let me down

"Ice cream? What flavor?" "Don't matter. It's for my ass."