What made you unhappy today?

[HuDaFuK]

Were you able to make tea?

Only an American would think you make tea from the hot tap.

[Kradan]

You should've asked how much cheeseburgers he managed to eat that morning. That's what Americans have for the breakfast, don't they ?

[Master Chief]

We eat 1 to 2 pounds of bacon with eggs on the side.  To wash it down, we have Whiskey and coffee and our guns
are always next to the utensils.

Best if read in Sam Elliot's voice.

[Darwinsgirl]

                     

[Immortan Jonesy]

You should've asked how much cheeseburgers he managed to eat that morning. That's what Americans have for the breakfast, don't they ?

I hear Americans rejected the ⅓ burger cos they thought it was less than a ¼ pounder. 

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[Local Trouble]

Were you able to make tea?

Only an American would think you make tea from the hot tap.

Don't you have a tank to brew it up in?

[HuDaFuK]

Don't you have a tank to brew it up in?

Touché.

I hear Americans rejected the ⅓ burger cos they thought it was less than a ¼ pounder.

This has always been one of my favourite stories.

[Local Trouble]

You should've asked how much cheeseburgers he managed to eat that morning. That's what Americans have for the breakfast, don't they ?

I hear Americans rejected the ⅓ burger cos they thought it was less than a ¼ pounder.

Math is woke trash! 

[[cancerblack]]

We eat 1 to 2 pounds of bacon with eggs on the side.  To wash it down, we have Whiskey and coffee and our guns
are always next to the utensils.

Best if read in Sam Elliot's voice.

You forgot the Marlboro Reds.

[Local Trouble]

We eat 1 to 2 pounds of bacon with eggs on the side.  To wash it down, we have Whiskey and coffee and our guns
are always next to the utensils.

Best if read in Sam Elliot's voice.

You forgot the Marlboro Reds.

[[cancerblack]]

I can't say I disagree.

[HuDaFuK]

If it's consolation, I'd sooner move there than, say, Somalia.

[Local Trouble]

I hear they have good pies.

[Kradan]

You should've asked how much cheeseburgers he managed to eat that morning. That's what Americans have for the breakfast, don't they ?

I hear Americans rejected the ⅓ burger cos they thought it was less than a ¼ pounder.

Math is woke trash! 

And parsec is a measure of time !

[[cancerblack]]

I hear they have good pies.

Maybe 20 years ago.