The Confession Thread

[Huggs]

I worked with a JW who engaged in midget orgies and spouse swapping.

Haven't I told that story before?

[The Old One]

I'm sure it's a nice fairytale.

[Huggs]

I didn't believe it at first, until the paramedics confirmed it.

[Immortan Jonesy]

JWs are creepy as f**k. Every time I see them I think I'm in a purgatory or something 

[Local Trouble]

For some odd reason, I've had an large number of JW nurses when I've had to stay in a hospital.  Something about the profession attracts them to it, apparently.

[Huggs]

For some odd reason, I've had an large number of JW nurses when I've had to stay in a hospital.  Something about the profession attracts them to it, apparently.

It's hard for people to escape when they're in full body casts.

[Huggs]

My father is half native American. When the family went out to celebrate an anniversary, the lady at the restaurant asked my Father if we had a reservation.

To which I replied, "Yeah, but we escaped".

[Kradan]

I'm not sure if I should laugh rolling under my table or remain serious .

[Local Trouble]

I could never reach. 

[Huggs]

I could never reach. 

For what?

[SM]

[Local Trouble]

It's important to have a job that makes a difference.

[Huggs]

I once woke up yelling the words, "Mashed Potatoes".

[The Old One]

I'm a kinky degenerate.

[Huggs]

I'm a kinky degenerate.

A true daughter of Giger.