Okay, let's give this a shot.
Quote2017 (December 19)
Weyland acquires technology NASA's Project Prometheus. The Jupiter Icy Moons Orbiter mission is revived by Weyland Industries and simple lifeforms are discovered in Europa's ocean.
2022 (June 1)
The Weyland Industries Health Division research in genetics and using extraterrestrial elements, results in the release of an effective cure to 98% of cancers.
I'm supposed to believe that a space program about Jupiter's moons, revived at the end of 2017 (so, effectively 2018), will yield the discovery of life forms in Europa's ocean, and not five years later, not only are those extraterrestrial elements
brought back to Earth (it currently takes about 5 years for a satellite to reach Jupiter from Earth as a
flyby, not intending to land on anything, and that's using both Venus and Mercury as a planetary slingshot), but also, somehow Weyland got enough clearance through the endless cesspool that is human bio-ethics (or did not, which must've raised all kinds of red flags) to not only
test said extraterrestrial elements on humans, and not only
cure cancer, but to
release the cure for cancer. Are you insane? Am I really supposed to believe that?
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And not just because that assumes that, unlike every other millenial, Weyland actually had the motivation to do something other than become a YouTuber or Tumblr SJW.