Ah come on guys, Wolf is a total BADASS! a true ELITE! an example of EVERYTHING a predator should be! I mean, yeah, ok, so there were several moments where the Predalien should have killed him outright and there were times when the aliens were portrayed as weak and helpless......ok that was all the time, but COME ON, Just look at him:
He's just so perfect! He's just so awesome and perfect! Did you see the badass way he shoved that poor helpless alien to the ground like a 5-year-old? Come on, I want to hear theories about how many hunts he had to go on in order to master that amazing technique. Do you think other predators could match him in a fight? I mean, he did display AMAZING hand-to-hand combat techniques such as grabbing two aliens by the neck, THAT WAS SOOOOOOO BADASS! Damn, I can only imagine the harsh discipline and countless tries before he was able to master such an AWESOME tactic.
OH did I mention how SMART he is?! He's so smart he smashed through the front door of a hospital full of aliens and armed humans that could kill him at any moment. What!? You thought that was a reckless and stupid move? Ho Ho Ho, you're clearly not a true Predator fan if you believe that. Clearly the experienced and knowledgeable Wolf used his superior hunter's intuition and knew that there was no danger. I mean....obviously.
My favorite part of the whole movie was the fact that the ENTIRE PREDATOR RACE put their trust in one predator to take care of an Alien outbreak. Ok sure, there was no way he was ever going to succeed because Aliens multiply 100X faster than he could kill them but still. Isn't it just awesome, and not forced at all, to have one Predator crush, slaughter and humiliate the Aliens for 90 minutes? Isn't that what we TRUE PREDATOR fans wanted? to watch a single predator bitch slap around a bunch of helpless insects in order to establish that the predators are vastly superior to the aliens? Ok so the aliens were portrayed as 4-foot-tall weak little bitches, which goes against everything established in the alien movies and what the predator stands for, since predators hunt for the challenge and all. But who cares, right? it's not like the aliens have a fanbase of their own......right?
Let's all take a moment and thank the Strause brothers for truly understanding the predators better than anyone before or after them. Especially after their pathetic portrayal in AVP......and Predator 2.......f**k even the first PREDATOR. I mean, really? a Predator getting killed with a boy scout trap? WOLF would have anticipated such a childish move and don't even get me started on Predator 2. A predator beaten by an old LA Cop? f**k YOU JOHN MCTIRNAN! You never understood the predator character like the Strause brothers did. ALL PREDATORS NEED TO BE ON THE LEVEL OF THE MIGHTY WOLF: The ELITE MASTER of the Predator race. I mean, sure, the Strause brothers never showed Wolf with a massive trophy cabinet or a scene where all the predators bow before him as he leaves to go to Earth but WE TRUE FANS know Wolf was a badass elite because the Strause brothers said so in an interview buried deep within the internet.
The Strause Brothers were true masters of story telling.
I'm going to start a Wolf fan club, if you'd like to join call 1-800-FCK-WOLF.