The Warhammer 40k Thread

[Local Trouble]

That's why I hope Cavill doesn't play some fancy posthuman in his show.  I think he should be a Rogue Trader, commanding a ship with an eclectic crew, banging hot Drukhari chicks and basically playing tour guide to the universe.  He should be constantly bending the rules and verging on heresy.

[SiL]

Anyone who is genuinely mad about it or wants you to be is a cuck of the highest order.

Local Trouble is a cuck, do we have consensus?

[[cancerblack]]

That's why I hope Cavill doesn't play some fancy posthuman in his show.  I think he should be a Rogue Trader, commanding a ship with an eclectic crew, banging hot Drukhari chicks and basically playing tour guide to the universe.  He should be constantly bending the rules and verging on heresy.

I still think he'd be a great Ciaphas, with some muttonchops.

[Local Trouble]

Wait, that cuck thing was directed at me?  I just said I want it to make sense.
https://twitter.com/dril/status/549425182767861760

[[cancerblack]]

Wait, that cuck thing was directed at me?

Depends how mad you are I guess?

[SiL]

Wait, that cuck thing was directed at me?  I just said I want it to make sense.
https://twitter.com/dril/status/549425182767861760

I just need consensus for something in my life and this seemed like an easy win.

[Local Trouble]

That's why I hope Cavill doesn't play some fancy posthuman in his show.  I think he should be a Rogue Trader, commanding a ship with an eclectic crew, banging hot Drukhari chicks and basically playing tour guide to the universe.  He should be constantly bending the rules and verging on heresy.

I still think he'd be a great Ciaphas, with some muttonchops.

Probably, but that might limit his ability to swashbuckle.  I want him to swashbuckle.  That means Rogue Trader.

Wait, that cuck thing was directed at me?

Depends how mad you are I guess?

Like Angron after getting teleported from Nuceria.

[[cancerblack]]

Ciaphas does plenty of swashbuckling.

[Local Trouble]

Can he flirt with heresy like a Rogue Trader?  I don't see a commissar banging hot Drukhari chicks.  Not even Ciaphas.

[[cancerblack]]

Probably not, but he'd definitely get lecherous around any Sisters, and you could have angry yet blushing bondage nuns instead of goth elves.

[Local Trouble]

Why not both?

[[cancerblack]]

Real talk, it won't be fun like Cain or a CHAD SEXINGTON, ROGUE TRADER campaign.

It'll be dour as f**k Inquisition stuff.

[Local Trouble]

With a bafflingly inappropriate appearance by a Custodian, who's only there because Cavill is a fanboy.

[[cancerblack]]

With a bafflingly inappropriate appearance by a Custodian.

That's just an accurate representation of the current lore.

[Local Trouble]

And a baffling absence of Space Marines--which is what most people will be tuning in to see--because they blew the budget on the Custodian.